i got very bad for my exam results in june and my mum told me to choose one. Either caning the buttocks 20 times or caning the calf muscle ( like the 'jewel in the palace' girl when she was young ) 20 times. Which one do i choose? Please do not tell me what to do, please just tell me which should i choose. I am from singapore which allows caning.
2006-07-20 19:31:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Get a bigger cane and hit her, while saying, "How do you like that, _*****_!?"
2006-07-20 19:35:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be proactive and take the soft approach. Here are the instructions..
1. Get some Axe oil and carefully put some near the eye so that you look as though you have been crying.
2. Go to your mum with a crying sombre look and say "Sorry mum...'sob sob'....I have not been working hard enough.....'sob sob', Sorry for being so stupid...'sob sob'.....I will try my best next time....'sob sob'...please don't cane me..please Mama please Mama pleeeaaassseee'
3. Then go full out in crying.
Hopefully you get out of caning and may even get sympathy from yr mother.
If this doesn't work then you need stage 2...Approach yr dad with the same crying but with slightly modified script....'Please daddy please tell mummy not to cane me...pleeeaasseeee..' You need to be on your knees pulling at his leg and looking very pitiful. Usually dads will be more softhearted than mums, after all you are his precious little girl.
2006-07-22 04:26:14 · answer #2 · answered by JasonLee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buttocks, dear....marks on the legs are ugly and might get your mum in trouble...
And in Chinese history, it was known that the acupoints on the buttocks are lesser and cause less harm. One of the emperors changed the law about physical punishment to restrict caning on the buttocks only.
Even our prison uses caning on the buttocks only and not anywhere else...
2006-07-22 00:52:41 · answer #3 · answered by TEsha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take the butt. At least you have a little bit more cushion there. Don't do the calf muscle, you still want to be able to walk the next day.... and less risk of breaking your legs or having pain when your older.
2006-07-20 19:36:41 · answer #4 · answered by Brooklyn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are "from Singapore", does that mean you are here in the USA? If you are then you go by America's laws and she cannot beat you anywhere. Call for help.Study harder next time. My dad used to say "To be prepared because you have been pre-warned of the consequences." He actually said "to be fore-warned is to be fore-armed. i din't know if you would get it or not. Best wishes.
2006-07-20 21:07:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhh, but you can come online & chat even after doing so poorly on your exam!? That's interesting!
Well, I'm not gonna question you.. just choose your rear, and get it done with!
2006-07-20 19:40:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd say the calf... you can walk with a limp for a couple days but you can't go without sitting on the shitt3r for a couple days...
2006-07-20 19:38:30 · answer #7 · answered by Evette 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id pick calf because it wouldnt hurt as much to sit down and no1 wants a$s welts
2006-07-20 19:35:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
choose buttocks
2006-07-20 19:35:24 · answer #9 · answered by tolits 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
because of your exam......pls let them do so not you
2006-07-20 19:35:28 · answer #10 · answered by nurr j 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋