Fellow Pastafarians, will you raise your voices in praise of our Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
And for you poor non-believers, please viset this link and be enlightened:
http://www.venganza.org/
2006-07-20 18:42:00 · 11 answers · asked by Girl Wonder 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I have been touched by His noodly appendage, I have been bathed in his marinara of Love, I have been sprinkled with the parmesana of His passion! The Flying Spaghetti Monster hath created all of this and more in the Prima Vera of my life.
We demand that the creation story be told in all classrooms throughout this nation. It is not enough that we enlightened beings worship the FSM (pbha) on Thursday - Chef Boyardee night - but that ALL students know that evolution is just a punk theory put out by godless scientists.
Furthermore, we Pastafarans (and Ducttape Pirates) demand that pictures of the FSM (pbha) be put into the Capital building and that of all state capital buildings throughout the United States. And, that the Pledge of Allegiance be changed so that along with handjive, we also must say "One Nation, under God (or the Flying Spaghetti Monster)" whichever the student wishes.
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only religion with balls (two, meat).
We are blessed to be among the ones who truly see.
2006-07-21 09:19:22 · answer #1 · answered by NeoArt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-10 12:53:30 · answer #2 · answered by penso 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage. I also blew some weed with him.
2006-07-20 19:24:02 · answer #3 · answered by Richard B 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Enjoyed your question...
BTW, there is evidence for the Existence of God...
For scientific and intellectual evidence for the existence of God, see http://www.godsci.org/gs/godsci/evidence.htm
I used to be an atheist. Over a period of time however, I grew convinced of the existence of the Christian God, and ultimately committed my life to Christ (e.g., see http://www.godsci.org/gs/chri/testimony/seek.html ).
Cordially,
John
2006-07-20 19:49:40 · answer #4 · answered by John 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
PRAISE THE LORD, HIS NOODLY APPENDAGES SHALL BRING US SALVATION!!!
2006-07-20 18:45:49 · answer #5 · answered by colton369 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lay off the Ecstasy
2006-07-20 18:45:12 · answer #6 · answered by steveangela1 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
YES YES YES
2006-07-20 18:50:33 · answer #7 · answered by nunovyorebiznis 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hope he smashes u down
2006-07-20 18:49:58 · answer #8 · answered by confused girl 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You need Jesus. And prozac.
2006-07-20 18:46:11 · answer #9 · answered by prtybrwneyez1 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Pass the bong, your being a bogart. :)~
2006-07-20 18:49:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋