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2006-07-20 16:58:27 · 18 answers · asked by duke_of_gotham 2 in Cars & Transportation Aircraft

18 answers

lOOK FOR A WHOLE BUNCH OF MICE/RATS TO FEED THEM

2006-07-20 17:01:13 · answer #1 · answered by Skitzed Inc. 4 · 4 1

you fools if there were snakes on the plane you would all have to crashland on a deserted island. Later you would go mad from hunger and have to eat the sick and dead when all of the little bags of peanuts were gone. You would start to roast alive on the beach were you would loose all hope of survival. You would then make your way to the inner part of the island which is a lush tropical island were you find the rusted remains of another plane which apparently had snakes on it also, then you say to yourself "well i didnt see that comeing." The night air is filled wtih the sounds of the wild animals that you cannot see. There shreaks and wails could scare the soundest of men. You pray for morning. You wake up... you try to scream.... on top of you is a snake from your plane, the snake then punctures your jugular, your done for..... or if you dont like the sound of that you could always hide inside the planes bathroom, of course if there are snakes in there though... your dead

BYE BYE

2006-07-20 17:12:49 · answer #2 · answered by full_metal_14 1 · 0 0

Why would I take my snake on a plane?


Much Love!!

2006-07-20 17:02:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Okay, I haven't seen the movie, and I'm not sure how they actually got on the plane in the first place and how they managed to escape from the cargo hold, but if they did all one would have to do is depressurize the cabin- and obviously deploy the oxygen masks.

2006-07-21 15:36:08 · answer #4 · answered by veritas 2 · 0 0

i would call samuel L Jackson so swear at them

and eventually kill them all off with his witty remarks and wisecracks

if that didn't work..Batman and or Superman may have to be brought in

in any case..i believe the snakes natural predator...the chipmunk..should be released into the plane...but then we'd have a chipmunk problem..so i'd put some fox's to kill the chipmunks...then would shoot the foxes and make hats for the surviving passengers..as to appease them so they fly my airline again

The End.

2006-07-20 18:11:08 · answer #5 · answered by andy171773 3 · 0 0

I would log onto the internet to find out how to catch a snake! :)

Actually, there is a good page you should read here:

http://www.wikihow.com/Catch-a-Snake

THEN I would put the snake in the fridge until landing. (Or freezer or jar or something)

2006-07-20 17:04:15 · answer #6 · answered by Orinoco 7 · 0 0

It would have been a fancy if a snake eater is onboard

2006-07-20 19:15:06 · answer #7 · answered by Sisay S 1 · 0 0

Get Jules ls from Pulp Fiction and have him read scriptures to rid the plague.

2006-07-20 17:03:47 · answer #8 · answered by David K 3 · 0 0

go get a snakecharmer.

comes handy on situations like that. hehehehe!

or get a parachute. jump and let the plane goes booooom!!!

2006-07-20 17:03:40 · answer #9 · answered by fakemoonlandings 5 · 0 0

everyone knows snakes don't like to fly.

2006-07-20 17:03:02 · answer #10 · answered by g-dogg 3 · 0 0

Call Samuel L. Jackson and cut that mofo loose on 'em! :D

(Actually, J S posted the best answer!)

2006-07-21 15:28:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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