If you had to have sex with a circus clown, a mime or a midget, which would it be?

Question

These are the questions that keep me awake at night.... so, how about it? Which one of the 3 would it be, and why?

Answer 1

ok i would sleep with a midget just b/c a clown is freaky and messy a mime couldn't tell you how good you were so amidget they are the same as us just shorter there is no harm in that

Answer 2

I think it would be sex with a midget. Clowns are creepy, and I want my girl to talk dirty to me, so mimes are out. That leaves the midget. If you get over the height thing, some of the midget girls can be kinda cute in a way.

Answer 3

Clowns are scary, Mimes are stupid, so if I had to say I would say a little person. And that would be weird cause I'm over 6 foot tall!

Answer 4

A midget for obvious reasons (assuming we were both standing).

I hate clowns - mimes would bore me.

Answer 5

a mime, midgets smell like cabbage, and clowns are creepy.

Answer 6

A mime would just be acting
I'm not into short men

So a clown i guess,I could do alot with that big red nose.lol

Answer 7

A mime.

It would still be louder than a couple of the ex-girlfriends I've had.

Answer 8

A mime. They're good with using their bodies.

Answer 9

I have a foot fetish....clowns have big nasty feet so they are out.

Midgets ...god bless them but no.

I would go for the mimes....it would be a challenge to make them scream my name. 'That's right mime! Who's your daddy??'

Answer 10

Heck No i doesn't! that ought to scare the poop outta me! you quite rode a bus finished of mimes?? silent journey huh? why became the motive force dressed as a duck became my next question. . .