HAHAHA! l CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! HAHAHA! HELP... ?

Answer 1

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HEEEE HOHOHOHOHOHO


OMG it's contagious!!!

Answer 2

This is your Captain

A jumbo jet is making its final approach to the Tampa Airport.

The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay in the Tampa Bay area".

He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit.

The copilot can be heard saying to the pilot, "So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa?"

"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap....then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge t-i-t-s out for dinner.... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long."

Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new stewardess is that the pilot 's talking about.


Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane.
She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to turn the intercom off.

Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.

The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta take a s-h-i-t first."

Answer 3

OK i got 3 jokes to make you laugh even more:

Joke no.1: What do Micheal Jackson and a playstation have in common?
Answer: They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.

-Joke no.2: Two blonds. One on each side of a river. One calls out to the other "How do you get to the other side of the river?", the other one answers "What are you talking about? You are on the other side of the river.".

Joke no.3: 10 chinese people and one canadian (that's right. CANADIAN!!) are in a plane. The plane starts going down so the pilot says "The planes too heavy. We have to let go of the luggage.". So down goes the luggage. The plane starts going up and then.. down again. So the pilot says "We're going to drop the floor. You can hold on to a bar over you're heads.". So the floor drops and they hold on. The planes starts going up and then... down. The pilot says "One passenger is going to have to sacrifice himself/herself.". So the CANADIAN says, bravely, "I'll do it". And all the chinese start clapping.

I know some of the jokes are kinda racist. So sorry.

Answer 4

Little tommy saw his sister trying on her wedding dress and asked her why it was white.She said it was the political colour to wear.He didn't understand that so he ran off to find his mum and asked the same question.Mum said it was accepted that the colour was realised to be virginal.Tommy still wasn't satisfied so he asked his dad the same question.
His dad sat there thinking for several minutes,then said
"All kitchen appliances come in white."

Answer 5

hahaha yes u can stop laughing!! hahaha

Answer 6

Ritalin

Answer 7

Why do you want to stop? I wish I could laugh more.
Laughter is good for the soul. HaHaHaHaHa, I'll laugh with you.

Answer 8

hahaha me tooo hahaha

Answer 9

Now I'm laughing at what bill241961@ said.

Good one.

Answer 10

U're retarded. But I'll help. Breathe in and out alot and then drink water. Or rub your jaw until it relaxes.

Answer 11

QUICK!!DUNK YOUR HEAD IN A BUCKET OF WATER!Okay, I admit, that pretty harlarious and no cure 4 laughter.