Next time you're in an elevator..............?

Question

1. Make racecar noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, all of you just shut UP!'

4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: 'Got enough air in there?'

9. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: 'Noogie patrol coming!'

13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

14. One word: Flatulence!

15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

16. Do Tai Chi exercises.

17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: 'I've got new socks on!'

Answer 1

Very, very cute. Thanks for the smile. :)

Answer 2

This is very funny i will have to show my son he is silly. But i got a good one for you! my sister ended up on a elevator with a man who had Turrett syndrome im laughing thinking about that. they had to go pretty far up to the doctors office in the building. She is heavy and she said she was standing there he started with nice day she said yes then he got the tics and said fat *** ***** etc then went on about some landscaping around the building my sister started to laugh. She apologized and continued to talk and he had 2 more episodes. He was embarrassed but told her she was very kind not to get angry. She said she almost peed by the time she got to the doctor she was going to and called me after her appt on her cell was still laughing all the way home.

Answer 3

You are very cute, and the kind of person who I could get along with easily....until I out -act you and you throw a fit at me. It's fun to do crazy things. I always do. I walk funny in the supermarket, the looks I get make me laugh and then ... I'm off.... I hide behind the counters and watch the people look at me like I'M THE ONE
who's nuts. Anyway, Keep up the good work, there should be more of us and less of them.

Answer 4

lol i did 8, 10, 13, 16, and 17 one time on an elevator with my friend cuz we were bored when we were staying at a hotel

Answer 5

Those are so funny! I think someone should go into an elevator with a camera and do each and everyone of those, and post it on the internet. I would sit through all of those!!!

Answer 6

Start telling George Carlin jokes. If you have a portable CD player turn it to full volume and play your favorite George Carlin album.

Answer 7

im not sure where they sell them, but my brothers friend always has these fart bombs... if you step on them they explode and they reek for a couple hours... theyre fun to let loose in an elevator

Answer 8

none of those were funny, not even 1

Answer 9

i can't wait to get on an elevator

Answer 10

lmfao dude VERY funny

Answer 11

I LOVE IT EVERYONE AT SCHOOL THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY AND THEY CALLED THE SCHOOL COUNSOLER ON ME. I HAD ALOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO.