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two muffins are in the oven one turned to the other one and said "man it's hot in here" the other turned to the first one and said "AHHHH a talking muffin!"

if any 1 is wondering i get my jokes from my old band teacher

2006-07-20 16:19:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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So theres a lumber jack and a nun.

the lumberjack swings at his wood and misses and he says " oh sh*t, i missed"

the nun says "I dont want to hear that language ever again"

so the lumberjack swings at his wood again and misses and he says " oh sh*t, i missed"

the nun says "If you say that one more time, i will have god strike you dead"

so the lumberjack swings at his wood a third time and misses and he says " oh sh*t, i missed"

So up in the clouds the sky darkens and it starts to thunder.

A lightining bolt comes down and strikes the nun dead.

up in the clouds you hear "oh sh*t, i missed"

2006-07-20 16:23:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ahhh... No wonder. Those sorts of jokes seem to be an epidemic throughout all band teachers, as mine does those too.

2006-07-20 16:28:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

would ure old band teacher happen to be les boley? because he told me the same joke.

2006-07-20 16:31:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What did the mayonnaise say to the ketchup? "Close the door! I'm dressing!"

2006-07-20 16:23:29 · answer #4 · answered by Mike S 7 · 0 0

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