A man went to buy a horse and the salesman said "to get this guy goin you say praise the lord to get him to stop say moses" so the man got on and he said "praise the lord" the horse started goin he said it again and again till the horse went speedin fast all of a sudden a cliff was up ahead the guy panics and says " Ruth, no, uh ezikial, no MOSES!" the horse stops right at the cliffs edge and the man wipes his forehead and says "praise the lord"
2006-07-20 16:03:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA WHATEVERZ
2006-07-20 16:06:15 · answer #1 · answered by hellhammer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yoda have similar situation with snowcone
2006-07-20 23:06:22 · answer #2 · answered by BigDaddy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny just not LOL funny. Its the type of joke that makes you giggle!!! :) -Ash
2006-07-20 23:07:29 · answer #3 · answered by Sumara 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good thank you I need a smile
2006-07-20 23:08:05 · answer #4 · answered by inquiring minds want to know 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOOOPS...at least the man had religion...mabey we will see him in Heaven and will be able to ask how his trip was!? FUNNY
2006-07-20 23:14:21 · answer #5 · answered by bmoolb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS FUNNY,....WELL YALL LET'S ALL PRAISE THE LORD FOR TRULY HE IS WORTHY TO BE PRAISED!!!.
2006-07-20 23:10:22 · answer #6 · answered by T.B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the question again?
2006-07-20 23:10:52 · answer #7 · answered by prasannadatta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It barely made me smile. It's pretty stupid, but I guess it's ok
2006-07-20 23:07:09 · answer #8 · answered by Dan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny haha
2006-07-20 23:09:06 · answer #9 · answered by Cc; <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-20 23:08:07 · answer #10 · answered by cashdog137 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was a goodn... but horses aren't stoopid.
2006-07-20 23:11:33 · answer #11 · answered by lizwall526 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋