I'm sure you are all familiar with the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays awake all night wondering if there is a Dog....
The definition of "SAINT"?
"A dead liberal who is worshipped by living conservatives."
Hey, us dyslexics have a sense of humor, too.
The bumper sticker 'Dyslexics of the world Untie" --it works
Sign in a Wiccan bookstore:
"No Shoplifting! Offenders will be Possessed!
Second-time Offenders will be Re-Possessed!"
What is one thing you never have to worry about?
Your airplane being hijacked by a group uf radical Unitarians.
Ankh if you love Isis!!
2006-07-20 15:58:56 · 19 answers · asked by Doug B 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I guess you are not trying to start a fight or anything like that. You are just being a comedian.
The other explanation could be that you realized what I said in my first answer to you to be correct. Wiccans/Pagans won't fight back. So now you are just turning it into humor.
Unlike some people who think you should be in a joke area; I think you are in the right place. It breaks up the craziness in this area. Keep it up.
2006-07-20 16:20:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa-- a crack question... and a clever one, at that.
I laughed at the Isis/Ankh thing -- I am not Wiccan, but took a course study in modern cults. Very interesting beliefs, very faulty and vague opinions in some of these followings...
I love all people, but have found most Wiccans to be stoners or rebellious against ANYTHING, -- like happiness or hygiene, for example. Still love 'em, though. ^-^
2006-07-20 16:03:32 · answer #2 · answered by Hatake Seraph 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not Wiccan or Pagan (or dyslexic), but I think they're all cute, especially the bumper sticker.
2006-07-20 16:01:49 · answer #3 · answered by Nitris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-07-20 16:00:56 · answer #4 · answered by DOC AGA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Born again and again and again.
Isis Isis Ra Ra Ra
Witch parking only, all others will be toad.
2006-07-20 16:02:19 · answer #5 · answered by Epona Willow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My bf has a bumper sticker that says "my other car is a broom", we're both pagans.
Merry part
2006-07-20 16:23:37 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May God Bless your Soul
Love & Blessings
Milly
2006-07-20 16:04:38 · answer #7 · answered by milly_1963 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, shut up Don. People are entitled to have an opinion different from yours.
2006-07-20 16:02:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe Cute. I have one that says: "Happy Heathen" and "Get a taste of religion. Lick a Witch!"
2006-07-20 16:04:01 · answer #9 · answered by Maria Isabel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the question are you trying to anoy pagans/wiccans like me cuz its not working
2006-07-20 16:03:24 · answer #10 · answered by jettalady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋