Seriously. I have never been relgious until now. I would take a picture of it but it is poo and I am afraid that is a sin.
I am so confused.
Someone who is right with the Lord please give me some advice.
2006-07-20 15:52:15 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Flush quick, if word gets out you will have a line of low class Catholics waiting to get in and see the miracle.
2006-07-20 15:56:50 · answer #1 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Oh really? You seen the face of Jeus? What does he look like? You mean that picture of the clean shavin guy with long hair in the pictures on the wall? lol You are a funny one. That was just an image of what the hollyrollers want you to see. If Jesus was real where did he get shampoo to keep his hair so clean and shiny and how did he shave so close and clean? How did he get so clean cloth to wear? I though he was on the run from the law of the land most of his life. Now days we would call him Osama an try to bomb him.
But really how do you know what Jesus really looked like? Are you saying he looks like Poop? I better not flush anymore either because mine looks like poop too.
2006-07-20 16:03:57 · answer #2 · answered by Don K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ring the Vatican, CNN and list it on ebay.
In the bible remember it says "And the man who doth taketh pictures of his poo shall inherit large sums of money from ebay and he shalt not go to hell for taking pictures of poo"
2006-07-20 15:56:56 · answer #3 · answered by reuben 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From the bowels of the Earth thou came, to the bowels thou shalt return
2006-07-20 15:56:04 · answer #4 · answered by Chaga 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now wip yerself silli. An lern frum a cat, cover yer mes.
2006-07-20 16:06:56 · answer #5 · answered by Clem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Close your eyes and flush the toilet
2006-07-20 15:56:09 · answer #6 · answered by vibhutivan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trust me, the Lord wants you to flush, SOON!
2006-07-20 16:03:48 · answer #7 · answered by AdamKadmon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a picture with your cell phone and send it to your friends.............and always remember, if it's yellow let it mellow but if it's brown FLUSH IT DOWN!
2006-07-20 15:57:19 · answer #8 · answered by Kelly T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not a sin to flush it.. he knows u have 2 flush it. he is just sending u a sign-so think about things in your life.
2006-07-20 15:55:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why dont you eat it Sh*t for brains, Im sure the smell would be better than that sewer mouth yagot
2006-07-20 15:58:21 · answer #10 · answered by Terry S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋