I need to hear a good joke, anyone up to it?
2006-07-20 15:48:50 · 8 answers · asked by tybardy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok there once was a girl named sleepy sunday school suzy and she was in the class sleeping, when her teacher asked what was the name of Gods son. Tommy in the seat behind her poked suzy in the but with a needle she jumped up and said JESUS! she soon fell back asleep and the teacher called on her again, and asked, " what is our creators name" tommy again poked her in the butt and she jumped up saying GOOD GOD. She soon fell asleep. The teacher called on her and asked " What did eve say to adam when they were having their 88th child? again tommy poked her. She jumped up screaming " YOU STICK THAT THING UP MY BUTT ONE MORE TIME ILL SNAPP IT IN HALF!!!!!!!"
lol hoped you loke it :D
2006-07-20 15:51:51 · answer #1 · answered by redoman454 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There was a priest and a minister on the side of a road. There was a sign that said, "Beware! The end is near!"
A man drove past them and said, "You religious freaks! Get a real job!" After that, he turned a corner and the priest and minister heard a big splash. "Do you think," said the minister, "that we should just write "the bridge is out?"
lol.......
2006-07-21 02:29:19 · answer #2 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why are liverpool fans bad at making pancakes?
cos theyre all useless tossers.
whats the similarity between a man u fan and a mushroom?
they both have big heads and live in sh!t.
why does alex ferguson make a squelching noise when he walks?
cos hes a f****** c***!!
why do pigeons fly upside down over liverpool?
cos there's nothin worth sh!tting on
2006-07-21 13:25:37 · answer #3 · answered by thespecialone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Who wears the biggest hat in the Army ?
A: The guy with the biggest head !
2006-07-20 22:52:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's 1 don't know if you read it or not....:)
A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt, "I had an affair...almost."
The priest says, "What do you mean ’almost?’"
The guy says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed against each other, but then I stopped."
"In the eyes of the lord, rubbing against each other is the same as putting it in," says the priest. "For your penance, say five Hail Mary’s and put $20 in the poor box."
The guy leaves the confessional, says his prayers, then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment then starts to leave.
The priest, seeing this, quickly runs over to him and says, "You didn’t put any money in the poor box!"
The guy stops and says, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $20 on the box, and in the eyes of the lord, that’s the same as putting it in."
ty*...cheers^^:)
2006-07-20 23:02:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What does Christmas and a cat in the desert have in common?
A: They both have " sandy-claws"LOL
It's stupid i saw it on The Laffy Taffy wrapper
2006-07-20 22:59:05 · answer #6 · answered by Volleyball15 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Head over to http://www.clubjoke.com
2006-07-20 22:51:49 · answer #7 · answered by Stuart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do u tell a woman with two black eyes?....
nothing! she's already been told twice!!
2006-07-20 22:52:04 · answer #8 · answered by bdemps2241 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋