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Question

if you tell me a funny joke!!! I'll give you 10 points if it is good!!!

Answer 1

ok there once was a girl named sleepy sunday school suzy and she was in the class sleeping, when her teacher asked what was the name of Gods son. Tommy in the seat behind her poked suzy in the but with a needle she jumped up and said JESUS! she soon fell back asleep and the teacher called on her again, and asked, " what is our creators name" tommy again poked her in the butt and she jumped up saying GOOD GOD. She soon fell asleep. The teacher called on her and asked " What did eve say to adam when they were having their 88th child? again tommy poked her. She jumped up screaming " YOU STICK THAT THING UP MY BUTT ONE MORE TIME ILL SNAPP IT IN HALF!!!!!!!"

Answer 2

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A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster - one that would service all of his many hens.

When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied, "I have just the rooster for you. Henry here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!"

So the farmer took Henry back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house though, he gave Henry a little pep talk. "Henry", he said, "I'm counting on you to do your stuff." And without a word, Henry then strutted into the hen house.

Henry was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till Henry had finished having his way with each hen. But Henry didn't stop there, he went in to the barn and mounted all the horses, one by one and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pig house where he did the same.

The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief, cried out, "Stop, Henry, you'll kill yourself." But Henry continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner.

Well the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Henry lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Henry.

The farmer walked up to Henry saying, "Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you've gone and killed yourself. I warned you big buddy."

"Shhhhh," Henry whispered, "The buzzard is getting closer."

Answer 3

There was a priest and a minister on the side of a road. There was a sign that said, "Beware! The end is near!"
A man drove past them and said, "You religious freaks! Get a real job!" After that, he turned a corner and the priest and minister heard a big splash. "Do you think," said the minister, "that we should just write "the bridge is out?"

Middle age is when broadness of the mind
and narrowness of the waist change places.

Answer 4

koool, check this one:


Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher
picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting
on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"

"None.", replied Johnny,"cause the rest would fly away."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are
thinking."

Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women
eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her
cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger.
But I like the way you're thinking!"

Answer 5

you hear about the blonde who locked her car keys in the car??? toook her ten minutes to get out..

what is the last thing to run through the bugs mind when he careend with the windshield of a speeding motorist????

his butt

Answer 6

why did the gum cross the road?it wus stuck to da chickens foot!!y did the turkey cross da road?the chicken wuz on strike!

Answer 7

i don't know any jokes but i'll take two points

Answer 8

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************IT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH*******************

So theres a lumber jack and a nun.

the lumberjack swings at his wood and misses and he says " oh sh*t, i missed"

the nun says "I dont want to hear that language ever again"

so the lumberjack swings at his wood again and misses and he says " oh sh*t, i missed"

the nun says "If you say that one more time, i will have god strike you dead"

so the lumberjack swings at his wood a third time and misses and he says " oh sh*t, i missed"

So up in the clouds the sky darkens and it starts to thunder.

A lightining bolt comes down and strikes the nun dead.

up in the clouds you hear "oh sh*t, i missed"

Answer 9

once a boy wanted to take a shower with his dad.so he asked.dad can i take a shower with you?he said ok,but dont look at my limousine(private spot).the next day he wanted to take a bath with mom.so he asked.mom,can i take a shower with u?she said yes,but dont look at my garage(private spot).
later on the boy said 'mom open the garage so dad could put his limousine in'
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why are black people so tall??
cuz their nee-grows
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yo mama is soo fat you need a sattlelite to see her.
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there was once a girl named shut up.it was her first day of school.but the problem is that she lost her dog,trouble.she had to go to school so she couldnt go look for him.when she gets there her teacher says ''whats you name?'' she said ''shut up''. she asked again ''dont say that and whats your name??'' she said ''shut up''! then she said ''your goin to the office''.so there she goes. when she arrives the staff said,''ok,whats your name really''. ''shut up!!'' the staff said ''your goin to the principle.there she goes.the principle says,''ok, i might write you up if you dont tell me what you name is.whats you name? shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the principle says are you looking for trouble? she says yes.

you know her dog named trouble lol....

Answer 10

what does a redneck say before he dies?













"hey guys, watch this!!!!"