When you go to heaven, will you play shuttleboard or golf with the other white people?

Answer 1

Nah. When afterlife begins to exist, I'm going to a Woodstock '69 in Hell! Hell yeah. We get to play ping pong and baby foot there! We'll even get pinball machines; His Honour the Worm, who is fair and just, promised it to me.

So, are you singing up?

Answer 2

I dont play golf or shuffleboard or care what color people are while I am alive so I rather doubt that I would concern myself with playing the two after I am dead if by chance there is a heaven and hell which I rather doubt.
From what the bible says people will not be in any form or shape and will spend 24/7 only serving God and praising him. There will be no difference of sex or color. So no shuffleboard or golf no matter what color you used to be on earth.

Answer 3

Probably not. I like golf but it can bring me to tears when I play badly ... and there are no tears in Heaven :)

Answer 4

oh no no no how boring would that be? I will playing with every dog that has ever died on me. cause like that movie says all dogs go to heaven..........lol only they won't poop drool or fart when they do when they are alive

Answer 5

I won't go to Heaven.I don't believe in Heaven.Even if there is one,I'd rather not go there.I want to be recycled.Makes more sense.I want to come back as a dog.Dogs are great.

Answer 6

What are you going to do? Who are you going to play with?

Answer 7

don't think so since I don't play golf or shuffleboard now while alive

Answer 8

I hop ta pla gulf wit me pug, he liks ta katch bals. Cee his pic on me 360.

Answer 9

you are assuming that "us white people" get there?

i'm impressed that you were able to use triple syllable words in this question.

-eagle

Answer 10

Joh 3:13 And no man hath ascended up to heaven, but he that came down from heaven, even the Son of man which is in heaven.
Joh 1:18 No man hath seen God at any time; the only begotten Son, which is in the bosom of the Father, he hath declared him.
Joh 13:3 Jesus knowing that the Father had given all things into his hands, and that he was come from God, and went to God;
1ti 6:15 Which in his times he shall show, who is the blessed and only Potentate, the King of kings, and Lord of lords;
1ti 6:16 Who only hath immortality, dwelling in the light which no man can approach unto; whom no man hath seen, nor can see: to whom be honour and power everlasting. Amen.
Joh 6:46 Not that any man hath seen the Father, save he which is of God, he hath seen the Father.
1jo 4:12 No man hath seen God at any time. If we love one another, God dwelleth in us, and his love is perfected in us.
1jo 4:13 Hereby know we that we dwell in him, and he in us, because he hath given us of his Spirit.
BUT WHAT IS PROMISED BY GOD IS SO MUCH MORE EXCELENT AND GREAT THAN LOFTING UP TO HEAVEN
1jo 3:1 Behold, what manner of love the Father hath bestowed upon us, that we should be called the sons of God: therefore the world knoweth us not, because it knew him not.
1jo 3:2 Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is.
Ga 4:5 To redeem them that were under the law, that we might receive the adoption of sons.
Ga 4:6 And because ye are sons, God hath sent forth the Spirit of his Son into your hearts, crying, Abba, Father.
Ga 4:7 Wherefore thou art no more a servant, but a son; and if a son, then an heir of God through Christ.
Ro 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God.
Ro 8:15 For ye have not received the spirit of bondage again to fear; but ye have received the Spirit of adoption, whereby we cry, Abba, Father.
Ro 8:16 The Spirit itself beareth witness with our spirit, that we are the children of God:
Ro 8:17 And if children, then heirs; heirs of God, and joint-heirs with Christ; if so be that we suffer with him, that we may be also glorified together.
Ro 8:18 For I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us.
Ro 8:19 For the earnest expectation of the creature waiteth for the manifestation of the sons of God.
Re 20:6 Blessed and holy is he that hath part in the first resurrection: on such the second death hath no power, but they shall be priests of God and of Christ, and shall reign with him a thousand years.
Re 2:26 And he that overcometh, and keepeth my works unto the end, to him will I give power over the nations:
Re 2:27 And he shall rule them with a rod of iron; as the vessels of a potter shall they be broken to shivers: even as I received of my Father.
Re 2:28 And I will give him the morning star.
Joh 17:2 As thou hast given him power over all flesh, that he should give eternal life to as many as thou hast given him.