congratulations your pregnant. and your fired.. what the heck happened?
2006-07-20 15:28:26 · 14 answers · asked by askmike 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
D.H. gets 10 points. it means you had your girlfriend take your drug test for you..
2006-07-20 15:34:33 · update #1
You failed your urine test!
2006-07-20 15:32:14 · answer #1 · answered by D.H. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It Means That U Had A Urine Test And U Probably Switched The Labels with A pregnet woman and the boss found out
2006-07-20 22:33:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the only way i can say is when u gave urine for a test u gave a womans urine(ur gf or wife) and the boss kind of knows u rnt a woman so he figures u cant be pregnant if u r a man so u cheated on ur urine test . well that is my explanation .
2006-07-20 22:35:03 · answer #3 · answered by blackfoot124 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man can't become pregnant... his significant other may be. And lets say for instance it were possible, that means your fired.
2006-07-20 22:32:59 · answer #4 · answered by Cordy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your really a girl, he found out from your long lost cousin from zimbawe who decided to spill everything because he was the only one who knew, and your boyfriend didn't know eaither *cough*
2006-07-20 22:32:01 · answer #5 · answered by Taylurr Babee. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your boss is the woman you slept with, now she's pregnant, and you are out of a job
2006-07-20 22:33:39 · answer #6 · answered by bonbon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL. It means you just got owned. You're fired man.
2006-07-20 22:31:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think my first reaction would be what the fu*k?!? My second would be anger at my roomie, for scoring me "clean" piss for the drug test.
2006-07-20 22:33:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is an inmate of a mental home and youre just visiting...
2006-07-20 22:34:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im assuming your boss is a chick, and you screwed her got her pregnant and shes pissed so she fired you
2006-07-20 22:32:48 · answer #10 · answered by sgoddess79 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow.im the first ever fired, pregnant man on earth!!lol.
2006-07-20 22:32:59 · answer #11 · answered by Stick-ninja 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋