I walked up to this attractive woman at a bar and I say, "Hi, I'm Timmy the Turd. I couldn't help but notice but we are both wearing the same dress." Well, this started the conversation off well and so we continued to chat.
One thing led to another and then without waring we were in a cleaning closet going at it like a black bears trying to get honey from a bees nest. Shortly after the deed was done - we both dressed and parted our separate ways.
Later, on my way out the door I notice her getting into a cab so I called out. She quickly waved me over to the cab, pulled me gently towards her, and whispered, "Timmy you smelly little turd ... those 42 seconds in the closet was the 17th best moment in my life!"
Then suddenly without warning the cab vanished into the darkness.
Anyway, I did manage to get her number. (It was simply "0" so it was easy to remember!) After calling her several times over the last week she pretends not to know me and asks me what listing I want!
2006-07-20 15:17:38 · 4 answers · asked by ? 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
cont ...
She doesn't even sound the same!
What should I do?
Any advice would be appreciated!
2006-07-20 15:18:15 · update #1
That is the most romantic story I ever did hear. *swoons* Oh Timmy your the best story teller ever!
2006-07-20 16:43:26 · answer #1 · answered by flyingbumblebee 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Listen to Poe ... "Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being" ... Poe psychology will help you find your way with this woman of many different voices and denials!!!
2006-07-20 22:48:26 · answer #2 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS SO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT ROMANTIC TIMMY
2006-07-20 22:21:39 · answer #3 · answered by IVORY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You fool LOL
2006-07-20 22:21:56 · answer #4 · answered by vince 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋