ok there once was a girl named sleepy sunday school suzy and she was in the class sleeping, when her teacher asked what was the name of Gods son. Tommy in the seat behind her poked suzy in the but with a needle she jumped up and said JESUS! she soon fell back asleep and the teacher called on her again, and asked, " what is our creators name" tommy again poked her in the butt and she jumped up saying GOOD GOD. She soon fell asleep. The teacher called on her and asked " What did eve say to adam when they were having their 88th child? again tommy poked her. She jumped up screaming " YOU STICK THAT THING UP MY BUTT ONE MORE TIME ILL SNAPP IT IN HALF!!!!!!!"
2006-07-20 15:15:07 · 25 answers · asked by redoman454 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cuteness we will give it [35] [35] [29] you lost a point due to a gramtical error, you didnt puntuate "gods son" with a hyphen. none the less we laughed, thank you.
2006-07-20 15:23:48 · answer #1 · answered by joe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8
2006-07-20 15:17:59 · answer #2 · answered by Ya no estoy en Y!R por Facebook! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll give you 1 because nobody gave you 1 and i am the first for the following reasons.
1. it is not a new joke
2. it is not so funny
3. it is not 88th child, it is 99th in most other jokes
4. you are using god in vain
5. i heard this joke for the nth time already
okey? LOL
2006-07-20 15:38:05 · answer #3 · answered by danny boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
80
2006-07-20 15:19:11 · answer #4 · answered by Stick-ninja 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
99
2006-07-20 16:27:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
101-that was gud, How abt this one?
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named you daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom Ann, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce, "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered,
"Come on, Dick, we're leaving."
2006-07-20 15:32:16 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Frickin A-1 man you are the shiznit
2006-07-20 15:38:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yet in a special way of putting it: good day, did you listen? The Webster Dictionary is putting a sparkling definition for confusion. confusion: 20 blind lesbians in a fish marketplace astounding shaggy dog tale, I say, ninety a minimum of.
2016-12-02 00:52:03 · answer #8 · answered by severance 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 That is the lowest number option you gave.
2006-07-20 15:18:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
100. You are a god. I love you.
2006-07-20 15:17:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋