This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.
Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella
worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling
shot.
At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.
The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge,
and
the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible
huckers;they
had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go
to
the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.
Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared.Her
name
was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian.She turned a
pumpkin
and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys
who
had buge hollocks and dig bicks
The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise,
there would be a cucking falamity.
At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when
suddenly
the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!"
said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so
dropping
her slass glipper.
The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and
the
sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and
let
off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted??" asked the prandsome hince.
"Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge. When the
stinking
brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly
isters
without success and their feet stucking funk.
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a
knack
in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and
a
hig bard on.
He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking
ferfectly.
Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince
lived
his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen
swanny.
2006-07-20 14:41:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah its funny but you forgot the http://groups.msn.com/MARKLIFE so ill put it in for you gotta be worth ten points surely ;o)
2006-07-20 14:47:18 · answer #1 · answered by jessicacalvey 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tucking Fedious!
2006-07-20 15:05:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny for the first couple of lines then quickly gets tedious
2006-07-20 14:52:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever yes!give it that but heard it so many times its humour has diminished over the years make you right it is RONNIE B
2006-07-20 14:50:45 · answer #4 · answered by PARADOX 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it was funnier in 1980
2006-07-20 20:45:40 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hucking filarious..ish
2006-07-21 06:22:52 · answer #6 · answered by toastxcore 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No at all. I didn't even blink.
2006-07-20 14:48:17 · answer #7 · answered by cowgirl91 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2006-07-20 15:12:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not very
2006-07-20 14:44:21 · answer #9 · answered by heatherlynnmorrow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sucking fhit....
2006-07-20 20:32:58 · answer #10 · answered by Joe King 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋