a masked man goes to a sperm bank gun in hand. He finds the nurse and demands to be taken to the vault. She tries to tell him that there is no money, but he insists on going to the vault.
Holding a gun to her head, he makes her take out 3 vials of specimen and orders her to drink them. She begs him not to, but he cocks the gun and orders her too. After she complies, the man removes his mask and she recognizes him as her husband. Confused she asks why?
He says, Now that wasn't so f*&^*& hard was it?
2006-07-20 14:39:36 · 15 answers · asked by maria f 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
soccergurl: if you need an explanation, you're too young.
2006-07-20 14:59:57 · update #1
just keep sleeping KiddoOoO, if you don't get it, you don't get it. Sorry
2006-07-20 15:37:08 · update #2
Now dats funny, Check this husband ...heheh
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ’the
prison’ and call my private thing ’the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
2006-07-20 15:35:34 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's STILL not as funny as my all time favorite Weekly World News headline:
"Girl Gives Birth to Chimp in Tragic Spermbank Mixup!"
2006-07-20 21:48:38 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rate it A for clever and A for disgusting.
I Corinthians 13;8a, Love never fails!!!!!
2006-07-21 02:47:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a funny one! from 1 to 10, id give it a 9. :)
2006-07-20 21:43:25 · answer #4 · answered by danyella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i rate that 10!!!
because that is my favorite joke that i like to read when i need a laugh!
2006-07-20 21:48:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got it, now where do I rate it
2006-07-20 21:42:36 · answer #6 · answered by mygreensilhouette 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny gross but funny. I give it a 10.
2006-07-20 22:41:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMMFAO. !!!!! I got 2 of my questions kicked off for sayin **** like that!!!!.... That was BEAUTIFUL!!! .... LOL... My the way, they don't call it a job for nothin!
2006-07-20 21:46:39 · answer #8 · answered by lishaginn2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rated xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
2006-07-20 22:34:04 · answer #9 · answered by cashdog137 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it plz explain
2006-07-20 21:57:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋