The teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only "fasten 8."
2006-07-20 14:30:30 · 13 answers · asked by heatherlynnmorrow 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Superb!!!
2006-07-20 14:34:43 · answer #1 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why, I artichoke ya fer that 'un! But, here's some corn back at'cha: ever heard the "Little Willie" jokes...? Lettuce see, here's 'un that can't be beet!
Willie found some dynamite
Didn't understand it, quite.
Curiosity never pays;
It rained Wille seven days!
2006-07-20 21:41:10 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who cares a free 2 points!
2006-07-20 21:34:02 · answer #3 · answered by chronoswordcombatant 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man I was lookin for sweet corn
2006-07-20 21:34:42 · answer #4 · answered by Norman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Sounds to me like someone likes to watch "Blue Collar Comedy."
I like that! That is too cute. :)
2006-07-20 21:33:26 · answer #5 · answered by HappyCat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually i was just thinking about what to make for dinner. corn's good.
2006-07-20 21:32:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does this have to do with corn?
2006-07-20 21:39:38 · answer #7 · answered by master and the chief 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-20 22:14:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good humored jokes
2006-07-20 21:33:13 · answer #9 · answered by lulucakes32 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so? whats this surpose to be a question?
2006-07-20 21:33:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋