A man walks into a sperm bank and declares, "I'm of royal blood and an I.Q. of 165, I'd like to make a donation." The nurse gives him a sealed cup and directs him to a provate room.
20 minutes later the man hasn't come out, the nurse knocks on the door. "Is there a problem?" "I'm so embarrassed, I used my right hand. I used my left hand. I poured cold water on it and hot water on it. Could you help me? The nurse replied "I don't usually do this but you are kinda cute..." She gets on her knees and begins to blow him. "I really appreciate this, but I need help getting the cap off the jar!"
2006-07-20 14:15:21 · 8 answers · asked by heatherlynnmorrow 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ooooooo, she is feeling very crunchy right about now.!!!!
2006-07-20 14:18:40 · answer #1 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great...lol...check this one....
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher
picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting
on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None.", replied Johnny,"cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are
thinking."
Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women
eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her
cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger.
But I like the way you're thinking!"
2006-07-20 15:39:36 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little dirty, but funny.
2006-07-20 14:18:48 · answer #3 · answered by kyeann 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG.
100/5
2006-07-20 14:18:54 · answer #4 · answered by medium.skate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats funny good job...one of the most original i've heard on here
2006-07-20 14:18:46 · answer #5 · answered by 11KDM92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was very unprofessional of her
2006-07-20 14:51:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny but nasty
2006-07-20 14:18:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Harder *****, harder.
2006-07-20 14:20:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋