whichever makes me laugh or w.e. gets best answer....GO!@
2006-07-20 14:10:12 · 28 answers · asked by medium.skate 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
uhh k... a question.
why is the sky blue?
2006-07-20 14:29:55 · update #1
Well if it doesn't matter until Labor Day, then why do you want to see my fish?
2006-07-20 14:29:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Let me tell you about the time my friend took a 'dump' at a family reunion party... and didn't know that the toilet was clogged (prior to her visit). There was a line outside the door, so she decided to SCOOP the POOP into her keg-cup and planned to flush it in the upstairs bathroom. Well, she was casually walking to the stairs and ran into her Uncle who started chatting away.... then says "What are you drinking, let me get you a refill.....(he looks in her cup)... Oh!" Just imagine..... ugh.
I love that story almost as much as my best friend!!
2006-07-20 21:32:53 · answer #2 · answered by t'kit ez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
showers are a dangerous place due to the mildew factor with the water vapor and the tile texture
but the biggest risk is the slippage quotient due to the nonporous surface of the floor where if you bend over to get your lost soap you might slip and hit your head
its a dangerous maneuver but its essential that you keep yourself clean and smell free to attract mates and have good skin
Satan is dirty
Canadians are clean and shiny
look at Shania Twain she bathes in Perrier and uses hand made goats milk soap and has a jacuzzi on her jet
plus she douches with Mr.clean
and chews on parsley it kills bad breath odour bacteria
2006-07-24 23:32:22 · answer #3 · answered by cranksinatra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I DID NOT PUT IT IN THE BOX. I CHASED IT AND KICKED IT AND THEN IT BIT ME. THEN I REALLY GOT MAD AND I TRIPPED IT AND TIED IT UP BUT I SWEAR TO YOU THAT I DID NOT PUT IT IN THE BOX. DO YOU THINK THAT I HAVE NO FEELINGS? WHY WOULD I PUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN A BOX AND TRY TO HURT IT? I WENT UP ON THE ROOF AND THREW IT TO THE GROUND AND I COULD STILL HEAR IT MOVING IN THE BOX SO I TOOK IT OUT AND THREW IT IN THE POND AND SO HELP ME , THAT BOX JUST STAYED AFLOAT. I PULLED IT OUT OF THE WATER AND TOOK IT TO THE HIGHWAY AND DROPPED IT OFF A BRIDGE INTO 4 LANE TRAFFIC AND I SAW IT GET HIT BY SEVERAL CARS AND I WENT DOWN AND I COULD STILL HEAR IT MOVING. I SWEAR TO YOU IT WAS NOT MY FAULT BECAUSE I AM NOT THE ONE WHO PUT IT IN THE BOX. I AM LEAVING IT HERE ON YOUR QUESTION BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT AND I SURE DON'T WANT TO BE AROUND WHEN YOU OPEN THAT BOX.
2006-07-20 21:25:44 · answer #4 · answered by Janis G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course the only reasonable explanation is the airborne velocity of the pigeon, and that can quite be controlled by tightening the platypus.
2006-07-20 21:15:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
David Blaine decided to submerge himself in water for over 200 hours and try to break the world record of holding your breath under water for over 8 minutes. While he failed in this attempt he did manage to break one record.
The most flaccid salt water penis in the entire world.
2006-07-20 21:26:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. WHY DOESN'T MEXICO HAVE AN OLYMPIC TEAM?
A. BECAUSE ALL THE MEXICANS THAT CAN RUN, JUMP OR SWIM ARE IN AMERICA.
Q. HOW DO THE CHINESE NAME THEIR CHILDREN?
A. THROW A HANDFULL OF CHANGE DOWN THE STAIRS.
Q. HOW MANY POLISH PEOPLE DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
A. 101 - 1 TO HOLD THE BULB, 100 TO SPIN THE HOUSE.
2006-07-20 21:24:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why when my cat hacks up a hair ball, she walks backwards, looks like she's doing the moondance, we call is the Michael jackson.
2006-07-20 21:14:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so do you want to see the population of mexico?
roll a quater down the street
wanna see the richest man in mexico?
find the guy that caught the quater
2006-07-20 21:14:14 · answer #9 · answered by f150girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q:what do u call a blonde with a dollar bill on top of her head?
A: all you can eat for under a buck!
no offense out there blondies ;)
2006-07-20 21:19:08 · answer #10 · answered by cami_rae68 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You asked for stuipd answers so here ya go stupid is as does
2006-07-20 21:14:52 · answer #11 · answered by Leveler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋