The Perfect Gentleman
During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:
"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"
Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss."
The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part."
Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."
The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant."
And Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner. "
2006-07-20 14:06:11 · 17 answers · asked by lonnie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like that joke tooo, check this one:
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant-- about 4 months, would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?"
Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it this time!"
2006-07-20 15:48:06 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whoa! I rate you 10/10
2006-07-20 14:12:39 · answer #2 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lolz I've read this joke before! Cool joke.. Hm.. 8/10 I think ^_^
2006-07-20 14:09:42 · answer #3 · answered by Lei 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolololololololol corny but still good. 8/10
2006-07-20 14:14:45 · answer #4 · answered by medium.skate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great 10
2006-07-20 14:11:37 · answer #5 · answered by unhappyinin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best joke I've heard in awhile! I'd give it a ten.
2006-07-20 14:11:10 · answer #6 · answered by ... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!THATS ONE OF THE BEST JOKES I'VE EVER HEARD!9/10!:@
2006-07-20 14:13:23 · answer #7 · answered by M!stakenMe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's one of my favs. I'd rate it a 9 .
2006-07-20 14:36:42 · answer #8 · answered by artic ranger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS!!!! 10 OUT OF 10
2006-07-20 14:08:35 · answer #9 · answered by heatherlynnmorrow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! thats hilarious! 10+
2006-07-20 14:12:04 · answer #10 · answered by Baby♥Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋