Anyone know a good riddle?

Question

Im looking for an interesting joke or riddle to tell my friends and please no sexual humor.

Answer 1

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?


kids won't eat broccoli...

Answer 2

Einstein’s Riddle

There are 5 houses of different colors. In each one of them lives a person with a different nationality, the owners drink a different beverage, smoke a different kind of cigarettes and have a different pet. Not one owner has the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigarettes or drink the same beverage. The question is: Who has a fish as a mascot?


Clues:

1) The British lives in the red house

2) The Swiss has a dog as a mascot

3) The Dane drinks tea

4) The green house is at the left side of the white house

5) The person that smokes Pall Mall has a bird

6) The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill

7) The one that lives in the house in the middle drinks milk

8) The owner of the green house drinks coffee

9) The Norwegian lives in the fist house

10) The person that smokes Blend’s lives next to the one that has a cat

11) The person that has a horse lives next to the person that smokes Dunhill

12) The one that smokes Blue Master drinks beer

13) The German smokes Prince

14) The Norwegian lives next to the blue house

15) The one that smokes Blend’s has a neighbor that drinks water

**When Einstein wrote this riddle, he said that 98% of the worlds population would not be able to solve it, is really not difficult, you just need to be patient and pay a lot of attention

Answer 3

An explorer was exploring a cave when he came across a set of numbers.
The first one was 1.
The second number was 11.
Next, 21
Then, 1,211
Next, 111,221
What is the next number?



Another riddle,
there is a dog with a loud bark. about 100 decibals ( it's fiction)
and a smaller dog with twice as louder than that dog.
One day, a researcher find the dog. The dog barked.
How much decibal did it register in the researcher's sound measuring device?






































The answer is 312,211.
The numbers, are describing the previous numbers.
Like 1, then it was "one 1"
so 111221 is described as "three" 1, "two" 2, "one" 1.


The next answer is 0, none.
The riddle did not state the researher did have his sound measuring device with him right now. So, the dog's bark could have not register any sound to the device.
Must have really loud though.

Answer 4

Here is a true story riddle:

The Ransom
A rich man's son was kidnapped.
The ransom note told him to bring a valuable diamond to a phone booth in the middle of a public park.
Plainclothes police officers surrounded the park, intending to follow the criminal or his messenger.

The rich man arrived at the phone booth and followed instructions but the police were powerless to prevent the diamond from leaving the park and reaching the crafty villain.

How did the kidnaper get away with the valuable diamond?



























Answer:
When the rich man reached the phone booth he found a carrier pigeon in a cage. It had a message attached telling the man to put the diamond in a small bag which was around the pigeon's neck and to release the bird.
When the man did this the police were powerless to follow the bird as it returned across the city to its owner.

Answer 5

Youre walking along the desert and you see a guy laying dead on the road with a backpack, HE has NO puncture wounds and has shown no signs of severe sweating. HOW DID HE DIE?
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Answer 6

I am more powerful than God,
I am more evil than Satan,
Poor Men have me,
Rich Men want me,
If you Eat me you die.
What am I?

Answer 7

katte- kotte-thechhe. in telugu. constrcted- beat- bought.

Answer 8

How do you keep a nerd in suspense?

Answer 9

When they chop down a tree, why do they then, chop it up?