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One day, little Suzy was being babysat at her grandparents' house. Her grandfather was going to clean out the shed, and she went to see what he was doing.

She noticed two spiders in the corner, with one on top of the other one, and said, "Grandpa, what is that spider on top?"

The grandpa looks at the spiders, and says, "Well, that's a daddy longlegs." and continues with cleaning out the shed. A few minutes pass, and the little girl is still curious about the spiders. She says, "Is the one on bottom the Mommy longlegs?"

The grandpa says, "No, that's a daddy longlegs too, Sweetie,"

Then, the little girl walks over, stomps on and kills the spiders and says "We're not gonna have any of that sshit around here!"

2006-07-20 13:56:58 · 18 answers · asked by heatherlynnmorrow 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

i dont get it

2006-07-20 14:00:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

YAAAA!!

I got one for you,

Two flies in the kitchen which one's the cowboy?

The one on the range.

2006-07-20 21:00:46 · answer #2 · answered by msko06 3 · 0 0

You ******** loser. There is nothing wrong with being gay. Only some stupid ****** like you would go saying some stupid **** like that.

Okay, it was kinda funny, but there is nothing wrong with being gay.

2006-07-20 20:59:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's great

2006-07-20 20:59:49 · answer #4 · answered by cryp 2 · 0 0

OMG I have never heard that LMAO

2006-07-20 21:10:21 · answer #5 · answered by unhappyinin 4 · 0 0

LOL hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

2006-07-20 21:05:08 · answer #6 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 0 0

Omg...I never heared that! That was sooo funny. lol...good one.

2006-07-20 21:00:43 · answer #7 · answered by lonnie 3 · 0 0

that is sooo funny hahahahahahahah lmao

2006-07-20 20:59:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL!!!! I get it completely, that's a really good one!

2006-07-20 20:59:41 · answer #9 · answered by windrunner023 4 · 0 0

I never heard it before so it cant be THAT old.

2006-07-20 21:00:56 · answer #10 · answered by dark_angel_360 2 · 0 0

yup

2006-07-20 21:01:38 · answer #11 · answered by partout250 4 · 0 0

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