2006-07-20 13:56:07 · 5 answers · asked by Ivy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat broccoli...
2006-07-20 14:00:34 · answer #1 · answered by beadtheway 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Clean? Ok I got a vaccum cleaner one....
"Lady, this vaccum cleaner will cut your work in half."
"Good, I'll take two of them."
ok ok heres another
Did you hear about the blind man who picked up a hammer and saw?
Ha...alright I know u said a funny one too this is my last one i promise...
A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "Okay, but I don't want to see you starting anything in here."
whew tough crowd
2006-07-20 21:39:11 · answer #2 · answered by mrraraavis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man goes to the grocery store and gets a gallon of milk, a loaf of bread, and a dozen eggs. He takes it to the check out isle and the lady ringing him out says "Wow, you must be single." The man says "Yes. How did you know?" The cashier responds "Because you're ugly"
2006-07-20 21:05:03 · answer #3 · answered by Chris D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did the snowman say to the other snowman?
it smells like carrots
i know i know it was on lost.
2006-07-20 21:13:44 · answer #4 · answered by Mandy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guy walks into a bar, says, "ouch."
2006-07-20 21:07:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋