This has to deal with my last question,
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ai0w9qTboMc4AvY5vKJVy_Xsy6IX?qid=20060720111800AABVMIq
What level was Jesus when he got WTF owned by all the Jews on the cross thingy?
He must have been at least level 40 because he was able to use reincarnate on himself and come back to life.
JESUS WAS A SHAMMY!!!
2006-07-20 13:50:56 · 8 answers · asked by D 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
According to Christian dogma, Jesus is a divine entity. It's unclear as to what his divine rank is, but perhaps his reincarnation was simply the use of the Rejuvenation divine salient ability... though, were that the case, he would have divine fast healing, and his stigmata would have instantly recovered... though perhaps it's a wound point system, and he can only recover vitality points. Hmmm... well at the very least we know he's capable of casting Water Walk and Heal... so minimum level would be 11th, regardless of divine rank...
2006-07-20 13:56:00 · answer #1 · answered by i luv teh fishes 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Without the advantage or disadvantage of your last question, which would be just as hollow in any case, Jesus was not a Jew but one from among the Yahuudi, or Penitents, which was how the followers of Moses (Musa) were known at the time.
The Messiah's followers were known as Helpers, and were Muslims as well. The Bible makes reference to Nazarenes, which in the Arabic are Nazaaraa or Helpers, and had nothing to do with a town named Narareth a few centuries after the Messiah.
The name Jesus forms part of the hoax of the crucifixion in which two Jesus thieves were crucified and duly recorded in the Bible, if you know that crucifixion was not the mere placing of a man on a cross and then taking him down, but was a highly scientific form of torture and the breaking of the legs to arrive at the hanging, and leaving the corpse on the cross in the Garbage dump of the city until all the flesh was eaten of by the vultures and other scavenging creatures, which left only bones, and the two broken ones at that, to be buried.
Jesus' level therefore, the two thieves named Jesus on that day, was at the height of the cross and in an accursed death of hanging.
"He that is hanged is accursed of God". (Deuteronomy 21:23)
Jews were actually Yahuudi and did not really exist as a people at the time, and at no time before that day was there a religion known as Judaism.
AMEN!
2006-07-20 21:11:41 · answer #2 · answered by mythkiller-zuba 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus never got past level 1 after they nailed him up. He had a bit of trouble operating the mouse and keyboard.
2006-07-20 20:59:13 · answer #3 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you talking about, Jesus was a shammy? He was a cloth used to dry your car after you wash and wax it?
2006-07-20 20:53:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate it when people like this idiot start preaching their agnostic/atheist religion.
Besides, he didn't even die in a cross. That symbol is just another "christianisation" of pagan symbols.
2006-07-20 21:20:27 · answer #5 · answered by Katira 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here is a question for you...
If I believe in God, and I die, and it turns out that you are right and that God is a sham, then I lose nothing.
But if you believe that God is a sham, and you die, and it turns out that I am right, then you lose everything.
Why would you want to take that chance?
2006-07-20 20:57:57 · answer #6 · answered by songoftheforest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your not going to think its so funny one of these days
2006-07-20 20:54:39 · answer #7 · answered by . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wtf. Don't make fun of Jesus or else you're gonna regret it one day. Them I will be LMAOing in heaven.
2006-07-20 20:56:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋