Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in the father's room the other day and guess what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Of course I threw them in the trash."
The second nun said, "I can top that. I was in the father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.
The third nun fainted.
2006-07-20 13:50:47 · 8 answers · asked by heatherlynnmorrow 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A guy wakes up one morning with a hangover. Going downstairs he asks his wife, "Honey, I know I made a fool out of myself at the company party last night, so tell me what I did."
"You got in an argument with your boss."
"Well, piss on him!" said the man.
"You did. He fired you." said the wife.
"Well, screw him!" said the guy.
"I did." said the wife. "You're back to work Monday."
2006-07-20 13:52:57 · update #1
hahahaha..
thanks for the laugh! =D
2006-07-20 13:53:55 · answer #1 · answered by blaaah 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Those are very funny!
2006-07-20 20:54:51 · answer #2 · answered by vernise2679 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the second one is hilarious.
2006-07-20 20:56:23 · answer #3 · answered by ~it's me~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-07-20 20:54:22 · answer #4 · answered by StatIdiot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY! I NEEDED THAT!
2006-07-20 20:57:58 · answer #5 · answered by JENNLUPE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE I NEEDED THAT
2006-07-20 20:57:18 · answer #6 · answered by baby boo13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok..lol
2006-07-20 20:55:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u so funny!!!
2006-07-20 20:55:45 · answer #8 · answered by partout250 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋