I don't believe in God any more because of a tragic motor scooter and gun accident that blew off my left foot and three fingers. I often wonder that if I saw Bozo naked would I think that chocolate milk cannot be sold in stores in a plastic container, or could it? That is a very deep and philosophical question that many great people like Coach Ditka and Jesus could not answer when they went before a grand jury for illegal dancing in Utah. Just because Van Halen does not play at your grammar school dance doesn't mean that you have missed out in life or did something wrong. You have to move past those issues and begin to address the fact that Men are from Mars and Women are from Saturn. I once fed a dead rat to a blind man in a tossed salad and he was not happy with the dressing I picked for him. Do you ever reflect on the meaning of extra large shrimp or why plumbers don't lay plumbs when bricklayers lay bricks? Dance freely and don't forget to wear sunscreen when you go to the b
2006-07-20 13:47:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
OMG!!! You're Ted Kennedy, aren't you? LOL!
2006-07-20 14:29:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Okay who broke your heart tonight, quick with the cut and paste huh! If this is a cry for help you need to speak to a counselor like asap!
2006-07-20 14:39:55 · answer #2 · answered by lainey lain 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So what is this....a lesson to be learned in comedy or the most profound statements of 1 TedK
2006-07-20 14:10:46 · answer #3 · answered by silhouette 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't answer than even more than I could envision a scooter related gun accident... :-)
(Hey, Ralphie, you'll shoot your eye out!!!)
2006-07-20 13:52:16 · answer #4 · answered by Buddelia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow...if u saw bozo naked..?? chocolate milk..?? great ppl like Coach Ditka?? ROFL!!!!!
2006-07-20 15:03:46 · answer #5 · answered by nascarmommy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, ummm I don't know either so what was the question
2006-07-20 14:14:21 · answer #6 · answered by wthmassage 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋