I fart like every ten minutes and it is enough to choke a horse! My friends say I need to get my butt hole checked. and why would my poopy hole slime be green?
2006-07-20 13:21:00 · 8 answers · asked by David S 2 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Sounds rough! Hope I can help...
Farts, also known as intestinal gas or flatus, is a normal by-product of breaking down the food you eat into smaller parts that you body can use. Just as everyone has bowel movements, everyone passes gas.
Please check out this link from WebMD. It talks a little bit more indepth about gas.
http://www.webmd.com/hw/digestive_problems/tp21144.asp
The smell is caused partially by the food you eat and partially by bacteria. The easiest of these for you to control is the food you eat. Some food causes people more gas than others. Foods like beans, broccoli, hot dogs, onions, etc can cause gas.
For starters, there are a few possible causes for your smelly toots:
1. It could be the food you eat. (Most likely cause.) Try to cut back on foods that you know cause you gas. You could try eating a Bean-O tablet with problem foods.
2. You _could_ be mildly lactose intolerant. Lactose is the sugar found in milk, and we need an enzyme called lactase to digest lactose (notice the "a" vs the "o") into its smaller parts. If you don't have enough of this enzyme, your body will give you some classic signs. The signs are seen about 30 minutes after eating milk products, and can be large amounts of stinky farts, diahrrea, stomach/intestine cramps, etc. Not eating milk products will clear up your symptoms within no time. You could also try those lactaid tablets you'd buy at the grocery or drug store. They are miracle workers!
3. You could have IBS, Irritable Bowel Syndrome. I have it. It is usually brought on by stress and can be characterized by gas, stomach cramping, nausea, constipation, diahrea, or a slimy substance coming from your bum when you fart. I find that whenever I am in a stressful situation (like a final exam or around people I don't know) my IBS gets really bad. IBS is a very managable condition. I try to make sure I get regular meals, eat my daily fiber, cut back on sugar, avoid stress, and allow myself the bathroom time that I need!
Something else that caught my attention is you said your poo was green. Commonly, green stool is caused by eating too much fat. Try to cut back on the chips, pizza, burgers, etc for a while, and see if your stool turns to a more normal color (tan to brown.)
Also try to make sure you're getting enough fiber. Adding popcorn, apples, whole wheat bread, etc to your diet (or fiber pills) can insure that your body has enough fiber to "move things along". If you are eating enough fiber, your stool should float, not kidding! (Floaters are GOOD!)
On a more private note: I find that my toots are more stinky when I need to go to the bathroom, #2. Be sure when you feel the urge, go!
I hope this helps! If you continue to have problems after you've tried some of my suggestions, you might consider seeing a doctor. It may be weird to talk to a doctor about your farts, but believe me, they have heard worse! :)
Good luck!!!
2006-07-20 14:12:21 · answer #1 · answered by JennBride 2 · 15⤊ 1⤋
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I fart a lot and it smells bad. I think I might have a problem, can anyone tell me if I do or not.?
I fart like every ten minutes and it is enough to choke a horse! My friends say I need to get my butt hole checked. and why would my poopy hole slime be green?
2015-08-16 17:01:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Farting A Lot
2016-10-05 03:16:02 · answer #3 · answered by bardin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..
If you did not pass motion but keep farting, that mean you have a lot of 'gas' inside your stomach. Stop drinking pops or anything with gas. Brew some ginger tea, it might help.
Take care tho..
2006-07-20 13:26:56 · answer #4 · answered by prawn_headed 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Smelly gas is an indication you need to take a dump. When wind passes your poo, the smell travels with it as well
2016-03-13 14:16:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go get some medical help. Cut down own those beans you just ate.
2006-07-20 13:32:47 · answer #6 · answered by RunSueRun 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
the answer to your first ? is, you need to take a nice one. #2 that's just plain ole stank of you
2006-07-20 13:28:20 · answer #7 · answered by nikki1 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol havent you heard the commercial take "beano" before you eat there will be no gas. i think you have a personal problem to deal with and i believe i speak for every one when i say we dont really care to hear that.
2006-07-20 13:29:52 · answer #8 · answered by karmen0085 2 · 0⤊ 5⤋
Can I smell it???? LOL you have green apple splatters......
2006-07-20 13:24:54 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋