Please help work drags by:) But make them short:) Have a grateful night:)
2006-07-20 13:17:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ur so short u could sit on a quarter and ur legs whould still swing=)
2006-07-20 13:20:59 · answer #1 · answered by Robert J 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sailor with a pelican on his head walks into a psychiatrist's office. Doctor says "Come right in, sit down. Tell me how this all began."
Pelican says, "Well Doc, it started out as a wart on my butt!"
It's easy to write haiku;
All you do is
Stop at the seventeenth syl
2006-07-20 21:11:04 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks...bartender says..."Hey buddy, why the long face?"
2006-07-20 20:41:25 · answer #3 · answered by heatherlynnmorrow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What's the definition of a Polish Mermaid?
A: A carp with t*ts.
2006-07-20 20:20:51 · answer #4 · answered by phucksock 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How does a blonde kill a fish?
She drowns it.
How does a blonde kill a worm?
She buries it.
How does a blonde kill a bird?
She throws it off the edge of a cliff.
2006-07-20 20:23:14 · answer #5 · answered by dragongrl62 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What's red and invisible?
A: No tomatoes.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
2006-07-20 20:20:49 · answer #6 · answered by metavariable 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What did Bill Gate's wife say on their wedding night?
A: "So that's why you named it MICROSOFT!!!" or, "Hey, I found a Floppy Disk!"
2006-07-20 20:23:19 · answer #7 · answered by penguin_king_99 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your so ugly when you were born, your mother said, "What a treasure!" and your father said, "Yea lets go bury it".
2006-07-20 20:26:06 · answer #8 · answered by ~ ♥ Sun$hine ♥ ~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bear walks into a bar and asks the bar for a gin and ................................................................................................................................................... tonic the barman replys why the big pause.
a mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a beer the barman repsonds we dont serve your kind in here the mushroom replys come on iam a fun-gi
2006-07-20 20:24:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋