A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line.
She also wants him to put the words "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good.
The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Claus with "Merry Christmas" on her left thigh just below the bikini line.
So the guy does that one and it turns out pretty good as well.
As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"
She replies, "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there is nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
2006-07-20 12:47:20 · 15 answers · asked by heatherlynnmorrow 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I likey!
2006-07-20 12:49:04 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-24 23:20:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I posted his same joke, for a answer...what a coincidence!
This is so funny, by any way did you get this off another questions?
2006-07-20 12:56:03 · answer #3 · answered by ~ ♥ Sun$hine ♥ ~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and sick at the same time.
2006-07-20 12:50:56 · answer #4 · answered by powerball05 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sicko!
2006-07-20 12:54:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a real good joke
2006-07-20 13:25:30 · answer #6 · answered by Jay S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
urghhh sickkiiieee but FUNNY
2006-07-20 12:56:18 · answer #7 · answered by landonsis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is a funny one.
Thanks.
2006-07-20 12:56:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-20 12:58:15 · answer #9 · answered by Babyblue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great i might get it done also.
2006-07-20 14:20:34 · answer #10 · answered by merelkirby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋