A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
2006-07-20 12:41:20 · 8 answers · asked by heatherlynnmorrow 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
2006-07-20 12:41:27 · update #1
Very good, lol Haahahahhahahahaha hilarious!
2006-07-20 12:47:49 · answer #1 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
U have no idea how many people have posted that joke, have you. But it's still good.
2006-07-20 19:44:28 · answer #2 · answered by neemia4lyfnot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell yeah like it alot.
2006-07-20 20:23:06 · answer #3 · answered by Andy29Pandy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok....its very lite do u have somewhat more mature?
2006-07-20 19:49:30 · answer #4 · answered by ♥♥♥H뮧hË¥™♥♥♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've never heard it b4, i think it's funny.
2006-07-20 19:48:45 · answer #5 · answered by ~it's me~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha that would suck so bad:) God love that boy:)
2006-07-20 20:06:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHLOL
FIRST TIME I HEARD IT
2006-07-20 19:46:05 · answer #7 · answered by Thewall 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good!!!!!!
2006-07-20 19:48:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋