2006-07-20 12:39:22 · 13 answers · asked by Karlo C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here's the lightest thing on Earth -
The Penis:
It's lifted with just a thought.
2006-07-20 13:11:40 · answer #1 · answered by Wunderkind 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pigs and Frogs
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?
Because everytime she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
2006-07-20 20:00:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do elephants paint their toenails red ?
So they can hide up cherry trees.
If you've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree - it shows how good the disguise is !
Boom, Boom.
2006-07-20 19:46:56 · answer #3 · answered by Froggy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so dumb
she came in my bar and i told her drinks on the house
she grabbed a ladder and headed for the roof
2006-07-20 19:44:12 · answer #4 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat,
i told her to give me a push up,
and went and bought one from the ice cream truck
2006-07-20 20:52:58 · answer #5 · answered by mickey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's easy to write haiku;
All you have to do is
Stop at the seventeeth syl
2006-07-20 20:24:34 · answer #6 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is red and goes
up and down?
A tomato in an elevator
2006-07-20 19:43:22 · answer #7 · answered by alwaysright 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i went to the doctors to get tested for aids
he said to think positive
2006-07-20 19:57:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you get a nun pregnant?
scroll down
dress her up like an altar boy.
2006-07-20 19:49:49 · answer #9 · answered by cleopatrais42 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's red and green, red and green, red and green, red and green all over?
A frog in a blender.
2006-07-20 19:59:40 · answer #10 · answered by dragongrl62 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋