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I just had sex in 80 degree weather, and I'm 80 years old.
I just fell asleep, but now I see Jesus at the end of a tunnel (naked, except for a fedora) yelling for me to follow him.
I'm typing this in my sleep, all other questions were typed during sex (my husbands kind of slow).

What should I do?

2006-07-20 11:56:37 · 44 answers · asked by Lil OL REBORN 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

44 answers

my advice is unleavened bread

2006-07-20 11:58:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

The little old lady act won't work. I would normally say for you to be yourself but I think you're doing too much of that right now. If you really do have a husband does he know what you're saying online? If not give me his number and I'll tell him for you.
P.S. plebes02, have you seen her other posts? I thinks she's doing too much of that right now.

2006-07-20 12:17:33 · answer #2 · answered by elitetrooper459 3 · 0 0

Call 9-1-1, girlfriend.

2006-07-20 11:59:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A glass of red wine and some dry bread might help...it will absorb any poisons and give you a quick detox...don't have too much of the wine though!

2006-07-20 12:01:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i think you should go talk to a doctor a pastor and Pray to God that your mind stops thinking weird stuff and you are 80 yrs old how can you still have sex.
nasty eywwwwwwwwwwwww ewwwwwwwwwww

2006-07-20 12:00:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You had sex with your husband? PERVERT! Isn't there a paper boy or a girl scout you could have seduced???

2006-07-21 01:29:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

go lay down and give the computer a break. It's making you go funny in the head.

2006-07-20 11:58:49 · answer #7 · answered by pq4u72 3 · 0 0

LMAO, buddy stop hidding behind your grandmothers pic. Go get your self a life loser!

2006-07-20 12:00:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

GIVE UP THE GHOST LADY,ask the LOrd to take you home amen

2006-07-20 11:59:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

follow the light

2006-07-20 11:59:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Have a drink--something cold. Fan yourself.

2006-07-20 11:59:40 · answer #11 · answered by SlowClap 6 · 0 0

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