It spends most of it's time looking at the ground instead of looking where it's going ! Can you suggest anything ?
please dont laugh it's not funny.
2006-07-20 11:54:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Sorry should read "Duck"
2006-07-20 12:02:56 · update #1
Maybe it is to big and cant hold up its own weight
2006-07-20 11:59:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you are referring to your pet duck, it looks like you have miscategorised the question. It should be under 'pets'.
If you are referring to your penis, you can exercise the muscles at the base. Get an erection, put a hand towel over your erect penis and then squeeze the muscles behind your penis to make the towel bob up and down. Rest and repeat.
2006-07-21 05:08:35 · answer #2 · answered by Fluorescent 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it should spend most of it's time looking at the ground, unless you want it to look where it's going. If you do, and it isn't, I'd suggest finding some high quality free porn on the web, and take some time off.
2006-07-20 18:57:38 · answer #3 · answered by dudeman_OG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a couple of Viagra and then think sexy thoughts, you'll have a stiffy that you can't get rid of for three days, thereby building up the muscles, it'll hurt after a while.
2006-07-20 19:10:14 · answer #4 · answered by Chris S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your duck keeps looking at the ground?
ducks do that dont they LOL!!!
2006-07-20 19:01:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell it to look up so people can look in its eye when they talk 2 it.lmao
2006-07-20 19:01:31 · answer #6 · answered by goldieluxxx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am sorry is that a joke.i never heard of excercises you can do for your d-ck.maybe your d-ck can join a gym or something.ha ha
2006-07-20 18:58:43 · answer #7 · answered by dede2772 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to get an old lady to knit it a scarf
2006-07-20 18:58:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use It More Often Then It will Become Stronger...... lol
2006-07-20 19:00:19 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are no muscles in your duck!!! ;)
2006-07-20 19:10:32 · answer #10 · answered by Forlorn Hope 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋