I've been trying to seduce the Mormons that come to my door, but they said they wouldn't do it with me unless I joined the group, in which case it would be an intiation orgy. Is it worth it? Are mormons 'sponge worthy'?
2006-07-20 11:44:05 · 18 answers · asked by Lil OL REBORN 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sorry for being inappropriate. I meant to say, "Are LDS people good in bed?"
2006-07-20 11:44:55 · update #1
I do not know, every time I answer the door nude they go away before I can ask.
2006-07-20 11:50:10 · answer #1 · answered by gobobgo55 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes I'm great in bed! My wife definitely agrees with me. Now any mormon that says that "they wouldn't do it with you unless you joined the group" is a bad representation of what the LDS religion is. Like many other religions, wer believe sexual acts between man and woman should only be done between two that are legally married. So no its not worth it unless your married to one.
2006-07-20 13:33:08 · answer #2 · answered by el 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the Saints beat out the Mormons.
You're hot, I'm surprise that they can resist!
ps - "sponge worthy" I Love it! LOL
Classic Seinfield!
2006-07-20 11:49:59 · answer #3 · answered by O'Faolain 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course mormons are! and i don't think that those missionaries said that if you joined they would do you bcuz they r young u r old and thhats not like mormons! we have huge families doesnt that say something to you??
2006-07-21 08:34:06 · answer #4 · answered by dont_break_myheart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I made it with a Mormon when I was in high school, and I've got to admit that it wasn't too bad. I rather enjoyed the experience.
2006-07-20 12:05:44 · answer #5 · answered by thaliax 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I prefer the Jehovah Witnesses myself...
2006-07-20 11:56:13 · answer #6 · answered by Mercedes_82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must have relations with an lds on lsd
also you must become part of a harem as they are bigamists.
you must also do it with all your clothes on as to be nekkid is a sin 4 them.
kinda kinky huh.
oh well
enjoy your utah uterus shaking
2006-07-20 11:51:23 · answer #7 · answered by Steve E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
of coarse we Latter Day Sain'ts are good in bed, why do you think we have so many kids, it aint because of the "no protection", rule that the catholics have, that's for sure.
2006-07-20 14:53:11 · answer #8 · answered by drunken pumpkin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whose bed?
2006-07-20 11:48:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-23 07:07:50 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Saffron♥Daydream♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋