What did the blonde say to the doctor when she got pregnant?
"You sure it's mine ?
MAXIM
2006-07-20 11:43:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha those were all good jokes
2006-07-20 12:55:11 · answer #1 · answered by teenhaunt 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I just read that in Maxim today..
There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived ?"
"He was on top ", she replied.
"You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.
The second woman was asked the same question.
"I was on top ", was the reply.
"you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.
With this, the third women, a blonde, burst into tears.
"What's the matter ?" asked the doc.
"Am I going to have puppies ?".....
2006-07-20 19:09:40 · answer #2 · answered by O'Faolain 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blond keep putting on and taking off the cap on her pepsi bottle? The cap said sorry try again!
2006-07-20 19:51:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay my favorite response as a blonde is "what is black and blue and laying in a road ditch?................a brunette telling too many blonde jokes"
I am a good sport though, my friends call me just to tell me new blonde jokes they hear. :)
2006-07-20 18:51:35 · answer #4 · answered by branflakes 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about this one.
Why are blondes buried in Y shaped coffins?
Because as soon as they lie down their legs spread.
Sorry if I offended anyone
2006-07-20 18:59:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Giggle.
2006-07-20 19:52:36 · answer #6 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for reals that is so funny and even that song...o o hits hits!! :)
2006-07-20 18:49:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe...that's funny,
2006-07-20 18:50:59 · answer #8 · answered by ~ ♥ Sun$hine ♥ ~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋