I'm having a Vegas wedding with Jesus, so sorry, but he's taken. Keep your eyes off him ladies! Well actually, its not Jesus, it's his second reincarnation, Tom Cruise! And if Katie Holmes turns up dead in, oh say, Atlanta, don't come crying to me, I didn't do it!
2006-07-20 11:28:57 · 20 answers · asked by Lil OL REBORN 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hi mom!
2006-07-20 11:32:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
last week, i got hit on the head by this giant sign for some church or some thing like "god saves" and i was out cold like "bang" then Tom came to me and took me towards the light and he was sooo friendly and down to earth, stopping and talking to fans as he carried me to heaven, even chatting to their friends on their cell phones, what a nice guy. and whilst we journeyed to the light he talked to me about how in top gun they had had such a great time shooting the movie, and how he hate the way that film now comes across as camp, and any gay love that took place was incidental to reality and whatever and s**t. He then talked about Katie, but i was confused by the fall, and thought he was talking about cate blanchett or kate moss, so i started to cry. he gave me a penutbutter cup, and we laughed about british comedys from the early ninties. then Tom told me a secret, that he is the second reincarnation. and I woke up, in an ER room in Atlanta. so, congratulations.
2006-07-20 18:44:52 · answer #2 · answered by Stumpy Joe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya, i love Jesus... obviously you don't. But he definitly loves you, and if you ask Him into your life and accept His death as a sacrifice for your sins, you can have a personal relationship with Him. I hope you have fun marrying a Jesus poser, b/c the real one hasn't come back yet, although He could come any day or minute, or in a billionkagillion yrs, all depending on His plan. ok. i don't really like Tom anyways.
2006-07-20 18:44:16 · answer #3 · answered by VGW 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love Jesus and proud to say so. You and Cruise deserve each other.
2006-07-20 21:45:32 · answer #4 · answered by belle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus love you as well but get off the crack pipe with the wierd posts
2006-07-20 18:32:24 · answer #5 · answered by ML 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if your going to be committed to Christ do it in a small chapel away from the big city. he is not a flashy kinda being after all he was a simple carpenter born in a humble stable.
2006-07-20 18:34:05 · answer #6 · answered by illprayforyou 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love chocolate covered continental marzipan, does that make me no good! I only have it as a rare treat.
2006-07-20 18:33:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what?
did you get hit in the head while running naked through the bronx or something?
...stay away from that wingnut, tom cruise!
you deserve better!
go, baby!
GO!!!
2006-07-20 18:31:10 · answer #8 · answered by Cassor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Our relationship is only one way. He loves me but I don't love him. And why should I if he plans on sending everyone who doesn't love him to hell? He seems like an asshole to me.
2006-07-20 18:48:03 · answer #9 · answered by Sleepy Shroom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love JESUS but you are weird
2006-07-20 18:31:05 · answer #10 · answered by daddy's gurl 101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋