2006-07-20 11:15:45 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, he just made it all sexy.
2006-07-20 11:34:54 · answer #1 · answered by VanJimmy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Al Gore invented the internet... but everybody knows that. What they don't know is that he also invented thong underwear. He hated anything being out of his control, and his underwear kept riding up where they didn't belong. To combat this problem, he invented a pair of underwear that would be there because AL GORE SAID SO. Thus, he controlled another uncontrollable aspect of life.
2006-07-20 18:20:24 · answer #2 · answered by Nuwanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have had great fun making fun of Al Gore for years! But I am starting to think that I've had enough, the poor guy's had enough. I mean really, he got his heart torn out in 2000. He won the popular vote but didn't get it done in the electoral. What a way to go!
So I say let's all say a big, group "Awww" to Al.
There you go, Al. Feel better?
2006-07-20 18:24:22 · answer #3 · answered by n0witrytobeamused 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
finally someone is concerned about the enviroment and tries to warn people. He could say, I have money, I'll move where the elevation is higher. But no he warns people.
I think he should be commended.
Most coastal communities could be obliterated.
England is very low someone said the first continent to be under water. If all the Ice caps melt the dry land area would be under 200' of water. Since Oklahoma is a higher elevation than Ark and Texas. We may one day have ocean front property.
2006-07-20 18:24:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, Al Gore only invented the internet .. and pants.
Since, you obviously can't surf the internet without pants - the two go together like peanut butter and jelly.
2006-07-20 18:21:20 · answer #5 · answered by Lunarsight 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a republican and Bush lover at heart I will make this statement: Where did u leave your brain this morning!!??!!!!
Al Gore did nothing of the sort. He will however run in the '08 election vote for him if you like.
2006-07-20 18:26:36 · answer #6 · answered by lady_arya14 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You give Big Al more credit than he deserves.
What do you have against Al Gore?
What has he done to you?
2006-07-20 18:18:12 · answer #7 · answered by Malika 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard Al Gore is lobbying the Catholic church to include his name in Genesis. It will now read "Gore created the Heavens and the Earth... and he saw that it was good"
2006-07-20 18:20:24 · answer #8 · answered by John H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who's al gore?
2006-07-20 18:19:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, I never thought about it before but if the answer to your question is YES then THAT would explain how he could claim that his mommy sang him the "look for the union label song" when he was a little boy. Since the song was written when he was in his 20's I am impressed that his mom was still singing him to sleep. ;-) If I had know he was able to travel throughout all of time I probably would have voted for the loser. (of the election I mean.) ;-)
2006-07-20 19:41:14 · answer #10 · answered by oph_chad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
al gore is just another politician parasite at play.
2006-07-20 18:17:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋