You know your really high when......?

Question

It takes an hour to cook minute rice
You sell you car for gas money.
You think a quarterback is a refund.
You're eating on the way home, thinking about what you are gonna eat when you get home.

YOU'RE DEFINITELY A STONER IF...
everyone else is a lightweight.
You thought the movie TWISTER was about a guy who rolls really good joints.
You thought LOST IN SPACE was a CHEECH & CHONG movie.
You thought AIR BUD was a movie about good bud that makes you think you can fly.
You think the SUPER BOWL is the newest product at the headshop.

Answer 1

You duck to keep the floor from smacking you in the face.
Your sister kisses you and you slip her the tongue.
You toast marshmallows with your fingers.
You're zooming down the interstate feeling great and you get pulled over for going 12 m.p.h..
You hold on desperately to a blade of grass because you don't want to fall off the planet.
People refer to you as the "town stoner" and you live in New York City.

Answer 2

you noe ur high when u try to put the eye drops in ur eyes, but u wake up from a sleep u didnt noe u were in then for get wat ur doin until u look up an see the drop fallin in ur eye. Then after u talk to ur self while leaving ur house wondering how ur gonna get home. Then when u get out the house u go back in your house to get the keys out your room so when u get to ur house u can open the door. Then when u get outside u walk in circles for a while then run home wild and crazy talkin to people around u tellin them ur too high an they need to call the police. Then take off home unlock the door while sayin i think i been here b4. You go inside and tell ur parents hey Im high, and i have been havin sex. Then later when ur not high u hear ur parents screamin uve been havin sex and gettin high, I cant believe this.
Thats how u (I) noe ur (Im) high! OOPZ :)
This was my first time ever gettin high. I probably will never do it again unless my life was worth S*I*, but it aint.

Answer 3

that aint no weed I smoke.

I would stop lacing it with coce or dipping it in embalming fluid

you know your high when:
you finish smoking and ask "did we just smoke"
You are watching TV but cant tell anyone what just happened
A frozen burrito reminds you of taco bell
the gum you were chewing is now edible paste
you loop that same song all night
playing a video game but just watching the screen effects
sit and speculate on what a spider may be thinking

Answer 4

You have been sitting on the couch watching tv and talking with your wife for 10 minutes only to look over and find she's just coming back into the room with snacks.

Answer 5

The smurfs start talking to you on TV or the Gummy bears start a blood thirst war with the care bears. (the madness the madness)

Answer 6

you know u really high when you say your glass of champagne is heavy and all of a sudden it gets heavier and heavier and it's too heavy and you have to ask some one to come get it because it's too heavy to hold and u scared u gonna drop it.... lol and they rush to help out ....hehe

Answer 7

You know your really high when you agree to out quail hunting with Dick Cheney

Answer 8

when you try stomping out the red rug thinking its on fire because a piece of aluminum foil is lying on the floor and you just can't get the *fire to go out*..!!

Answer 9

I've heard them all before, a long, long time ago. They're a little bland now.

Answer 10

You buy a car,and test drive it without remembering...Then,in the afternoon you wake up to see it....you find its a good buy...a very good buy.