Is there a complaints department?
2006-07-20 09:30:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
On a related note, if you decided to sue him, who would act as a jury of his peers?
2006-07-21 04:33:08 · answer #1 · answered by Dark Light 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No surprise. Did the Easter Bunny or Santa bring you what you asked for? I didn't think so. Here's a news flash - God doesn't work that way.
Yes, God will answer prayer as long as we ask for Him to give us what is in His will. When we get selfish & ask for our own benefit rather than the good of His Kingdom we don't get answers very often. And when we do it's not because we asked for selfish reasons - it's because it was His will.
Instead of telling God what you want, ask Him what He wants - you'll get a lot more responses & have a lot more success and satisfaction in life that way
2006-07-20 09:38:37 · answer #2 · answered by byhisgrace70295 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would report him to the FTC's Bureau of Consumer Protection.
Title 18, United States Code, Section 1302, the Postal Lottery law
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2006-07-20 09:40:44 · answer #3 · answered by Catmmo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God hasn't sent any chain mail to anyone . That is man attempting to add to His Word . Revelation 22:18 . 2nd Timothy 3:16-17 . God has given us all that we mneed through His Word .
2006-07-20 09:39:36 · answer #4 · answered by robinhoodcb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The way I see it, God doesnt need email to talk to reach out to people. Besides, He already told us about himself... now we need the other Christians to spread the word so your little email there is a phony.
2006-07-20 09:36:36 · answer #5 · answered by TheMadHatter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would have received your wish but unfortunately there was an error with Micro$oft and Bill Gates got your wish instead.
2006-07-20 09:34:13 · answer #6 · answered by Stephen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It came from man, and not God. Complain to George Bush
2006-07-20 10:11:56 · answer #7 · answered by gplay2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. You have to email Jesus. Look for "Get a Date with Jesus" online... he has email! Though, he may want you to sit in his hot tub with him for a while first.
2006-07-20 09:43:01 · answer #8 · answered by Kithy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree but don't use glossy paper... it works poorly.... and then ur butt just gets rubbed raw.
2006-07-20 09:33:55 · answer #9 · answered by akempis2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOD does not send out CHAINMAILS or E-mails....only those that make err-on-ious claims....
2006-07-20 09:36:32 · answer #10 · answered by BILL P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋