were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"
The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.
The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.
This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
2006-07-20 09:14:30 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
I don't know how old that joke is, but I heard it in 1982.
2006-07-20 09:17:48 · answer #1 · answered by bigtony615 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As an Englishman, I would be more likely to say something along the lines of: What happened to the NWOBHM? Or: Is this the M.P.L.A, or is this the U.D.A, or is this the I.R.A? I thought it was the u.k.
But I do like my Sex Pistols.
2006-07-20 09:56:08 · answer #2 · answered by Monsieur Friendship 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
somebody will finally end up getting pissed approximately those, they're going to go away some stupid remark rather of having a humorousness and basically telling a comedian tale some white individual. it is the two referred to as Dave Chappelle Syndrome or Carlos Mencia ailment.
2016-10-08 03:27:08 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that funny...
But I'm sure the Mexican survived since they have awesome survival techniques!
2006-07-20 09:29:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And that's why sometimes, Texas is Just great.
Oh yeah.. Texas voted for Bush to get him out of the State. :)
2006-07-20 09:19:25 · answer #5 · answered by Alyssa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a good one
though its no question
the answer is a texan
hmmmm what is... a bad person with a survival instinct
2006-07-20 09:18:53 · answer #6 · answered by aaaaaaaa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I`ve to laugh?
2006-07-20 09:19:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go find friends to tell your jokes to, we are not your friend
2006-07-20 09:28:27 · answer #8 · answered by yes, it's me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny, ... but with his hat and all I'm sure he'll land safely.
2006-07-20 09:25:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before.
2006-07-20 09:16:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋