A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien?

Question

in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."

The mexican pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"

The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence".

The Mexican of course agrees.

The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence."

The Mexican thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"

Answer 1

LMFAOff

Answer 2

Illegal immigration refers to a immigration of people across national borders —in violation of the immigration laws of the country of destination. In politics, the term implies a larger social problem with consequences in other areas of government, such as economy, social welfare, education, healthcare, and costs of government services.

For nationalists (also so-called "natives") or voters illegal immigration connotes a perceived threat to traditional culture as well as having societal and real costs that exceed the possible benefits
Some believe the whole U.S.-Mexico border could be sealed with as few as 100 helicopters equipped with FLIR (forward looking infrared) scopes, and a few hundred men equipped with state of the art sensors, scopes and other electronics. Opposition says this is a violation of Posse Comitatus seemingly ignorant of the fact the army patrolled the border for more than 46 years after the passage of the Posse Comitatus act. [19]


El Paso (top) and Ciudad Juárez (bottom) seen from earth orbit; the Rio Grande is the thin line separating the two cities through the middle of the photograph.
Beach at Border Field State Park near San Ysidro, California. (Tire tracks from Border Patrol jeeps are visible on the beach.)Each state in the United States has a National Guard organization that could, in principal, be placed on the border at a state governor's discretion to assist with border security; many states also have a backup to the National Gurard called the State Defense Force that could, in an emergency, also be activated for this purpose. Arizona and New Mexico have currently declared the counties that border Mexico to be under serious duress caused by uncontrolled illegal immigrant traffic, thereby enabling governors to deploy National Guardsmen to the international border. Arizona has exercised this option but New Mexico has not.

It is estimated that over a million people cross the border illegally each year, most of whom are of Mexican origin. The rest are labeled "Other Than Mexicans" (OTM), of whom a majority are Central Americans. Border Patrol activity is concentrated around big border cities such as San Diego and El Paso which already have separation barriers and extensive Border Agent coverage. [20]

In December, 2005, the U.S. House of Representatives voted to build a separation barrier along parts of the border not already protected by a separation barriers. A later vote in the United States Senate on May 17, 2006 included a plan to blockade 860 miles of the border with vehicle barriers and triple-layer fencing along with granting amnesty to the 12 million illegal immigrants in the U.S. and roughly doubling legal immigration. Bay Buchanan, head of Team America, an immigration reduction political action committee, estimated that it would take less than six months to build a 2,000 mile, triple-layer fence and would cost roughly $1.5 - 3 billion. On the same show, Buchanan claimed that the 1990s-era border security program Operation Gatekeeper cut down unauthorized immigration by 90%.

Answer 3

Q: Why don't they have sex education classes and drivers education classes on the same day in a Mexican school?

A: Because it's too stressful on the donkey.

Answer 4

Not funny at all, you need to learn some new jokes, anyways, aren't you Mexican??

Answer 5

i really like that joke.

Its kinds sleezy to aliens , but they dont belong here anyway

Answer 6

Aint that the truth? Deport 'em all!

Answer 7

Too funny, ...that's what happens when they buy hook on phonics. (Instead of Ingles sin Barreras)

Answer 8

han han han han han han han han han han!!!!!!!!!!!it is so funny i forget too laughing
why someof the people making joke of mexican english ,i trying my best you hurt my heart so deep inside with making insult of me
:(

Answer 9

A little bored today are you? Well, it made me smile anyway.

Answer 10

AHAHAHAHAHA madd funny.. and im for illegal immigration..

Answer 11

funny