Please desribe a "chav" in your own words.
Be as precise as possible :) !
kkthnx.
2006-07-20 09:07:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
HAHA, chavs are so lame, so to speak!
Gosh, they try to imitate the "gangy" Americans.
Pftt. Anyways, no good point in being a chav, sad indeed !
2006-07-20 09:16:17 · update #1
Chavs are unemployable scum who are parasites on the British... They claim social security and thieve and deal in drugs and should be shot!!!!
Nothing good... All BAD!!!
2006-07-20 09:12:23 · answer #1 · answered by Forlorn Hope 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i don't need to say what a chav is..
cos everyone knows
anywho i thought i might just share some jokes
1. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?.....Safe
2. Why are Chavs like slinkies?.....They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
3. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?.....One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
4.What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?.....What you lookin' at?
5. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?.....Paint three stripes on it.
6. Two Chavs in a car without any crap music. Who's driving?.....The Police.
7. What do you call a Chav with 9 GCSE's?..... A liar
8. What do you call a 30 year old Chavette?.....Granny
9. How many Chavs does it take to clean a floor?.....None, "That's some uvver fellers job innit."
10. Why did the Chav cross the road?.....To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever
11. Two Chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?.....Society
12. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?.....The bride
13. What do you say to a chav in a suit?....."Would the defendent please rise?"
14. Policeman: You're under arrest.....Chav: What the f*ck for?.....Policeman: Swearing at a police officer.
15. What do you call a chav waiting in a bus shelter?.....A party
16. What do you call a 20 year old chav?..... Ask her 7 year old son.
17. What do you do if you run a chav over?.....Put it into reverse just to make sure
18. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?.....Sorted
19. What do you call a Chav in a box?....innit
20. Y is it a shame when 2 chavs drive off a cliff in a car?.....Because a car holds 5
21. What do chavs use as protection during sex?.....A bus shelter!
22. Chav = CouncilHouseAndViolent
23. What do you say to a chav with a job?.....Can I have a big mac please
24. What do u call a knife in chaville?....Exhibit A
25. How many chavs does it take to change a light bulb?.....One, they'll screw anything
26. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?.....A start
27. What do you call a Chav at college?.....The cleaner!
2006-07-20 09:17:54 · answer #2 · answered by '' jakal '' 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Chavs are usually the unemployed. Wear a lot of bling and EVERYTHING Burberry, if not everything Burberry then football tops (but not everyone that wears football tops are chavs). Female Chavs are usually grandmothers by the time they are 25, have peroxide/dyed hair and as many earings and coin rings as they can get on to the relevant body parts. Male chavs usually hang around in chav gangs with their trademark Burberry and baseball caps. They also cruise around in boy race style motors and think they are so coooooooool in a Fiesta XR2i, or a tarted up Vauxhall Astra/Cavalier. They are Britains peasant underclass!
2006-07-20 09:20:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A 'chav' is a type of person predominant in the UK, normally unemployed, who wears fake designer labels (such as Burberry, especially baseball caps) a lot of gold jewelry (especially sovereign rings and chunky gold necklaces, which are often only gold-plated or fake), Reebok Classics trainers, and other sportswear such as tracksuits, although very few of this group actually participate in sports. They are stereotypes as hooligans who harrass people, claim benefits without even trying to get a job, and generally make a nuisance of themselves.
The word 'chav' has many different theories of origin, but the general consensus is it comes from the Romany (gypsy) word 'chaavi', meaning 'child. Which is appropriate as a lot of them act like children. Another theory of the origin of the word comes from Chatham, the name of the town in Kent, South England, where this group is thought to have first gained prominence.
2006-07-20 09:18:06 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It originated years ago when youngsters started to change from being nice people to rouges at an early age. The word Chav originated from Newcastle but we call the charvs up here they are often seen hanging around streets wearing stripy jumpers, tracksuite bottoms and rockports and either a berghaus or spray way jacket.
2006-07-20 09:14:28 · answer #5 · answered by Kirsty y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chavs tend to have that walk with a limp - but really it's some sort of strut, they usually smoke Mayfair, talk like they're tongue is all swelled up, (you know - awigh' for alright) They are generally rude people. Some people say that chavs are anyone who lives in a counsil estate but I don't think that is true, they can be any class really, they're just plain idiots!
Good side about them is that they are loyal to their old mams!
2006-07-21 00:26:33 · answer #6 · answered by floppity 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a chav is a person who isn't normal; but wears bling. there are no good points about a chav. if i were to give you the list of 4000 things bad about a chave this would go on 4 eva
2006-07-20 09:11:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chavs are mindless scumbags who wear fake burberry and too much tacky gold jewellery, they hang around the streets ready to steal your mobile or designer trainers as they cant afford to buy anything themselves, oh and they get their 13 year old girlfriends pregnant so they can get a council house and then cause nothing but trouble for their new neighbours. SHOOT THEM ALL.
2006-07-21 03:37:36 · answer #8 · answered by littleredgeisha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-02 00:23:34 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A chav is usually a young youth whether it be male or femal (usually thick as pigshit), they like to wear tracksuits and scruffy trainers - dont forget their baseball caps.They like to hang around in gangs smoking, drinking and causing trouble wherever they go.
In general they are a menace to everyone and should be shot between the eyes as they are worthless pieces of crap.
I hope this is precise enough for you.
2006-07-20 09:23:58 · answer #10 · answered by Little Minx 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A Chav is a scumbag - typically a British football hooligan in a Burberry baseballcap.
2006-07-20 09:10:59 · answer #11 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋