I mean I'll be the first to admit I got Penis envy too-but I Love to be Loved and all I get is laughed at-Hey You think it's easy being so damn handsome and then not getting another date! I have other techniques ya know-I can do things the lil ol in & out just don't match up to-and think about what beautiful children you will have with a guy like me-and your sons never have to worry about getting it caught in their zipper either (OW)-but now most the girls my age have gone on to bigger and BITTER things-it's not like I'm giving them less than a mouthful-and I can do better and give ya one heck of a tounge lashing too-so what if I'm a GREAT Kisser-so what if I use my handsome face to massage your back-(it really does fit the grooves too)-as long as I don't ad up-even if I can go for a while-and many times again-it all comes down to six inches-and thats not talking about half a foot in your mouth either-{this message was all done in fun and no one should take out of context the humor!}?
2006-07-20
08:37:59
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