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Man, I worked on that thing for days and now some of you guys don't believe it. Sheesh !

As for the creation thing itself, to be honest, it was an accident. Me and some of the guys were having some fun with some fireworks, trampoline and a bucket of chicken wings and well lets say there was beer involved and I woke up the next morning to find I'd created a universe. boy , was dad ticked off or what !

I'm hazy on the details cos it happened 6.5 billion years ago during my college years.

BTW where are you guys getting 6000 years from ????? I wish I was that young !!!

Anyway I'd created a universe and dad was like all "You created it, you look after it" so then I came up with the evolution idea ! It didn't always work out as planned though, I mean those dinosaurs ! What was I thinking ???? And don't get me started on Kent Hovind..... i didn't think he'd evolve ( or not as it seems)

Anyway I off to watch Scrubs. Bye.

2006-07-20 07:51:00 · 14 answers · asked by GOD 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

14 answers

Thank you for giving us Medium, South Park, Gilmore Girls, The Daily Show, Battlestar Galactica, and Veronica Mars.

2006-07-20 07:56:34 · answer #1 · answered by Arkangyle 4 · 1 0

in case you mean macro evoultion, there isn't any info and it somewhat is delusion international, besides the undeniable fact that the info on creationism is vast. only look up a leap 2d. Google it. the earth is slowing down each and every of the time. For evoultionists to be precise approximately their a while, everythign on earth could fly off thousands and thousands of years in the past as a results of fact the earth could be spinning so quickly. See, that is slowing down. that's only one piece of info that the earth is only 10,000 years previous. the final info are the books of the bible written by40+ adult adult males over 1500+ years without conflict.

2016-12-10 11:10:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Are you god of the son of god... Well either way you have to be more specific about what you are if anyone is going to believe in you. This whole who created the universe thing and is god a part of our live or not thing has so many people confused they kill each other over it. Do whatever you want I still am not going to belive in you.

2006-07-20 07:58:06 · answer #3 · answered by Lady 5 · 0 0

sounds like you wasted your college education cause you arent doin to well with the world nowdays! what did you study in college? what college did you go to?

i believe in evolution and it works pretty well for me. its just that you arent being very responsible with the world at the moment!

and by the way, how come you never answered my prayers?

2006-07-20 08:26:03 · answer #4 · answered by The Thpeech Pathologitht™ 3 · 0 0

Did you know evolution got voted worst solution by rolling stone magazine?

2006-07-20 07:54:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thank you for creating Scrubs.

2006-07-20 07:56:44 · answer #6 · answered by lifelover 4 · 0 0

Dude what the heck are you thinking!!!

The evolution thing is the stupidest thing i ever heard.

2006-07-20 07:56:43 · answer #7 · answered by johnathen777 2 · 0 0

Mohammad misguded them..
Where you were when Mohammad was infusing Islam to them?

2006-07-20 07:54:01 · answer #8 · answered by I am Changed 2 · 0 0

um..ha ha? :-|

not funny, but hey if you keep it up, you can get a career of eternal stand-up comedy in Hell, great deal or what?! :-)

2006-07-20 08:06:32 · answer #9 · answered by ♥JCluvsu2!♥ 3 · 0 0

Way too much time on your hands.....funny tho

2006-07-20 07:55:24 · answer #10 · answered by ♥--->{Shauntee}<---♥ 4 · 0 0

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