If you want to preach, sell crazy elsewhere, this isn't the forum for it. - Scottythecomic.
There are several descriptions of heaven in the Bible
but in the end heaven is not a 5 star hotel, God is the centerpiece of heaven. The great adventure will be knowing God more and more, like climbing a mountin that never ends with more spectacular new views to see and savor more and more of God in the inexahaustable great adventure that will never end.
and the virgins... oh yes... not exactly.... just as there was one marriage in the garden there is in a sense one marriage in heaven in a sense...but Jesus said in the usual human sense men will not marry or be given in marriage, this will be between Jesus and the Bride of Christ the redeemed and just as sex is beyong the grasp of a 3rd grader the relationship of Christ and the redeemed in heaven is probably beyond us except that it will be wonderful and not somehting to miss. - whirlingmerc
2006-07-20 06:30:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Some of you people are just as dumb as a post.
2006-07-20 06:41:29 · update #1
WOW... ENOUGH SAID
2006-07-20 06:55:46 · answer #1 · answered by jack jack 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
infantile and intensely ignorant, as this isn't what the Gospel says in any respect. (a million) a useless guy can't and could no longer settle for Jesus (2) nowhere contained in the Bible it is declared to "settle for" Jesus. The Gospel is sparkling: REPENT and have self belief contained in the guy who died on your sins and also you've eternal existence. besides the undeniable fact that the perception in Christ is a decision onto discipleship and shortage of life to self to adhere to Him. it is a lot harder than you'll ever imagine. besides the undeniable fact that it is worth all of it.
2016-11-06 21:30:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sell crazy line isn't even original, it's a Jack Nicholson line from "as good as it gets"
2006-07-20 06:36:58 · answer #3 · answered by In the light 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. I have come to an understanding of the magnitude of your mind. You are not out to destroy us, you have destroyed your mind. Don't worry, my friend, you too can be "beamed up" by Scotty.
Peace and Love
2006-07-20 07:10:02 · answer #4 · answered by digilook 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a load.
The poor bastard is gonna rot in the ground like the rest of us
2006-07-20 06:41:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
neither one its mean and it seems like its saying that jesus didn't die on the cross or that god isnt' real but it all is and if you don' t think so than maybe you should read the bible
2006-07-20 06:36:38 · answer #6 · answered by superklutsonaskateboard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Preach? You are the one whose preaching. And when does the funny part come in?
2006-07-20 06:38:29 · answer #7 · answered by myview 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What was that babble about marriage and motels?
I don't know that sounds kind of perverted to me.
2006-07-20 06:33:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the scotty one and the fact that it is a misquote is even more precious
2006-07-20 07:08:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're dumb and a biggot.
2006-07-20 06:39:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋