Tell me all you've got......it dosen't matter how lame or supid it is! :)
2006-07-20 05:23:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
First you ask the girl "Hey, do you know how much Polar Bears weigh?"
Once they answer, no matter what it is, say:
"Enough to break the ice, hi my name is (insert name)"
Works like a charm and they will never forget
2006-07-20 05:35:32 · answer #1 · answered by benh316 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best pick-up lines I have ever used was "I have a tatoo somewhere on my body, wanna go back to my place and see it?" I do have a tat of a tiger, so the other line I used was "Wanna pet my pussy?"
The worst lines I've ever heard were "wanna fu@k?" and "The doctor said I was all cleared up, your place or mine?"
2006-07-20 12:31:10 · answer #2 · answered by ibetnoonehasthisdamnid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time I was at a bar trying to order a drink. There was this girl standing next to me and I kind of looked over and said "hi". Mind you I was just being polite and wasn't trying to hook up. She looked annoyed and tried to confuse me by saying, "How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood." Without skipping a beat I said, "A wood would chuck lots of wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood." We'll she just started laughing and we ended up talking and going on a few dates.
2006-07-20 12:57:52 · answer #3 · answered by zmebme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"baby with an a.s.s. like that I could make you a star" LMAO thats what some dudes said to me last saturday night when i was leaving a club in downtown detroit
2006-07-20 12:28:30 · answer #4 · answered by BlkBeauty24 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"do you believe in love at first sight? no? let me walk by again"
"baby, you must be the sweetest thing on earth, cuz you look good enough to eat"
" i lost my telephone number... can i have yours?"
" if i followed you home, would you keep me?"
" i lost my puppy, i cannot find him, will you help me? i think he went into the cheap, dark, sleazy motel room"
2006-07-20 12:35:42 · answer #5 · answered by fordman14437a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a mirror in your pocket?Cause I can see myself in your pants.
2006-07-20 12:43:44 · answer #6 · answered by DJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey baby do you like pogo sticks cause i got a big one in the trunk of my car!!!!
2006-07-20 12:27:46 · answer #7 · answered by lilmoka22 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a nice dress...it would look even better laying on the side of my bed.
2006-07-20 12:39:21 · answer #8 · answered by RomanGOD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. i lost my number can i have yours?
2. did it hurt? when you fell from heaven..
2006-07-20 12:31:52 · answer #9 · answered by linz509 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like your shoes wanna do it
2006-07-20 12:28:29 · answer #10 · answered by sam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋