Washington is in search of?

Question

any unused credit cards. Theirs is maxed out and they are barely paying the interest. No one will raise their limit.

Any patriots out their willing to let Washington use your card/s?

They promised to return it as soon as they're finished with it, and will use it only once.

Answer 1

Hee hee. FIRST you need to make them pay back Social Security and Medicare for the "loans," and promise to quit using those trust funds to disguise budget imalances.

THEN you gotta figure out a way to pay off all the foreign nations who have bought US government bonds and notes.

THEN you gotta figure out how you can possibly stop DC from going on a WILD spending spree with MY card. Anyhow, they can't buy much more than an ice cream cone with mine - remember, at government prices one ice cream cone costs $250.