Oh Lord Please Don't Burn Us
O Lord, please don't burn us.
Don't grill or toast Your flock.
Don't put us on the barbecue
Or simmer us in stock.
Don't braise or bake or boil us
Or stir-fry us in a wok.
Oh, please don't lightly poach us
Or baste us with hot fat.
Don't fricassee or roast us
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don't stick Thy servants, Lord,
In a Rotissomat.
2006-07-20 04:54:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
haha, isn't that from a monty python movie?
For some reason I distinctly remember John Cleese leading a boy's choir in that song . . .
2006-07-20 04:59:15 · answer #1 · answered by sunflower_pyxie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's not a A christian song, but definately written by a disturbed person. Clearly written by a non believer who is mocking the Lord.
2006-07-20 11:59:01 · answer #2 · answered by Carol M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cle-verrrrrrrrrrr
2006-07-20 11:57:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
From the Meaning of Life. Rather spot on as well.
2006-07-20 12:00:09 · answer #4 · answered by Arcturus R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some guy in a nightmare must have written it. Its definitely not Christian.
2006-07-20 11:59:23 · answer #5 · answered by sunilbernard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is what they sing before meals at any Swiss Chalet you find on the southern states.
2006-07-20 12:02:17 · answer #6 · answered by Dark Light 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a relrgious song? I'm not seeing anything about glorifying god, thankign him, or worshipping him. Looks like a bad joke to me.
2006-07-20 11:58:18 · answer #7 · answered by Lord_of_Armenia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
woah whos the sick puppy that made that one?
Just because someone wrote it dosent make it an offical cristian song
2006-07-20 11:57:59 · answer #8 · answered by Albireo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This comes from the Koran.
2006-07-20 13:10:50 · answer #9 · answered by rightonrighton 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was quite funny. Sunday schools should teach it.
2006-07-20 11:59:13 · answer #10 · answered by reverenceofme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋